🚫 Circle of Thrust 🚫
Stan💨: Hey, anyone wanna' hang out today?
Kyle☝️: Sure dude, what do you have planned?
Kenny☠️: Is Y/N gonna' be there?
Kenny☠️: Not like that would change my answer, or anything... just asking 😏.
Kyle☝️: Don't even think about it.
Y/N 🎀: I'm so sorry guys, I'm at work today! Won't be off until the store is closed!
Cartman🍤: Oh thank god the bitch isn't gonna' be there.
Stan💨: I'd rather have her hang out than your fatass.
Cartman🍤: EY! How many times I have to tell you greasy fucks I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
Kenny☠️: You'd know a thing or two about grease, huh?
Cartman🍤: Shut your goddamn poor mouth, Keenie!
Kyle☝️: Hope you have a good day at work, Y/N! 💖
Y/N🎀: I'll try! Have fun hanging out with the dudes!
Cartman🍤: Haha! Kahl's girl doesn't even wanna hang out with his Jew ass.
Kenny☠️: Why the hell does Kyle get to have Y/N?
Y/N🎀: I'm sorry Ken, you'll have to flirt with someone else now 😔
Kenny☠️: But Y/NNNNNN... No other chick got an ass like yours! 🍑
Kyle☝️: Are you fucking kidding me Kenny? Don't look at her goddamn ass like that, you goddamn pervert!
Stan💨: Dude... Kenny, come on she's off limits now.
Kyle☝️: I don't want to hear you objectify her again.
Kenny☠️: How can I not? She sat on my lap when we hung out for the first time playing Video Games. You think I didn't feel that?
You had no other choice but to have to silence your phone. A sigh escaped your slightly parted lips as you placed the buzzing phone back in your pocket, knowing that Kyle was probably about to go off on Kenny. While you'd like to try and intervene, customers prevented you from looking at your phone for long. Business was popping at Tweek Bros Coffee, causing you and your cousin to have no time at all to mess around on the phone. You could only silently hope that the boys were able to handle this on their own without ripping each other's heads off.
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Today, it was the boys' turn to go to the mall, Cartman was mentioning something about a new video game coming out, to which the boys decided that the mall wasn't such a bad idea. Upon reaching the shopping center, the boys immediately headed into the same video game store where you and David had taken a selfie the day prior.
Inside the store, the video game that Cartman was talking about had been advertised all over. Posters, merchandise, and even demo consoles were put out so that potential buyers could try the game before purchasing it.
"Hey, Keenie. Keenie, go grab the second controller, let's play this shit!" Cartman laughed as he ran over to one of the open demo consoles, Kenny following close behind as the two immediately engaged in the video game. "This game is sick, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11? Nobody gives a shit about golf, but I swear it's not bad." He explained as they had started up the demo game.
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Brewing Romance (Kyle x Reader) South Park
FanfictionY/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the st...
