Deadpool

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Deadpool: "Hey there, sugar britches!"

Y/N: "Oh, great, here we go..."

Deadpool: "Hey there Wolverine Junior!"

Y/N: "Ugh, what do you want, Deadpool?"

Y/N: "Why can't you just stay away?"

Deadpool: "Aw, come on Wolverine, don't be like that. You know you love spending time with me."

Y/N: "Seriously, Deadpool? You just won't listen."

Deadpool: "Oh, come on, Y/N! I just wanna have some fun!"

Y/N: "Deadpool, why are you everywhere I go?"

Deadpool: "Because you're like my favorite person ever! Duh!"

Deadpool: "Dude, you should totally hang with me! We'll have a blast!"

Y/N: "Are you kidding me? You're the last person I'd want to spend time with."

Y/N: "Wade. Why do you have photos of my sister Milenna....?"

Deadpool: "Uhh... no reason! I swear, I'm not secretly collecting pictures of your hot sister, I'm just... doing research!"

Deadpool: "Why did you marry that Ashrah demon chick?! Am I not good enough?!"

Y/N: "Ashrah and I have a real connection! And I'm not into men you dumb fuck!"

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