The Fox Inventor

Chapter 6 - Arc 1

New Arc and it begins in the prison!

There is A VERY Short Yuri Lime on this chapter!

Disclaimer, first chapter!

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"How... how did it come to this?" Naruto muttered to himself as he lay on the bed in the prison cell, wearing nothing but a simple bathrobe he had gotten from someone he'd recently visited before heading home. His ten tails were tied together into one, carefully concealing his identity as Kurama and his mechanical left arm was confiscated when he went through the procedure.

"It wasn't my fault...but she's cute...so it's okay...it wasn't my fault that they're in my room...aah, her smile was so cute...but it wasn't my fault that I saw them changing... DAMMIT!!"

"SHUT UP!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!" a prisoner in the next cell yelled at him, the voice rough and irritated.

"FUCK YOU!!" Naruto shot back without hesitation. "I'm gonna tear you a new asshole when I get out of here, believe it!"

"You want a piece, newbie!? I'm gonna rip your tail and shove it down your throat!!" another prisoner snarled from a few cells down, clearly itching for a fight.

"Oh, fuck you, uggo! I don't know how your momma even sees your face all day when she tittyfed you!!" Naruto retorted heatedly.

From a cell on the opposite side, another prisoner chimed in, his voice low and mocking. "Think you're tough, huh? I'll snap that pretty tail of yours like twigs!"

Naruto rolled his eyes and sat up on the bed, leaning against the cold wall. "Snap them? With what, your toothless grin? Bet you couldn't snap a twig without crying for your daddy!"

A chorus of angry grumbles and insults echoed through the cell block, prisoners from various cells joining in, trying to get under Naruto's skin.

"Keep talking, newbie! You're all bark and no bite!" someone shouted from the back.

"Big talk from a guy in a bathrobe!" another prisoner sneered.

"Yeah? Well, at least I'm not hiding behind bars like a scared little bitch!" Naruto fired back, his sharp retorts bouncing off the walls. "And at least I wear a bathrobe and make myself sexy instead of a jail uniform and looking like a piece of shit!"

The taunts kept coming, but Naruto met each one with an even sharper insult, his words cutting through the noise like a knife.

"You're dead when I get out of here!" one of them threatened.

"Not if I send you packing to your mama first, asshole! Now, why don't you all go to sleep and dream about having the balls to face me!"

Naruto stretched out on the narrow bed, his smirk lingering as the other prisoners' insults began to fade into the background. But the quiet didn't last long. From a cell farther down the block, a rough voice pierced the silence.

"Hey, fox-boy! You going for the 'sexy prisoner' look, right? Hate to break it to you, but you ain't got the body to pull it off!"

Naruto let out a mock gasp, clutching his chest in fake hurt.

"Oh no! You mean to tell me all these muscles are for nothing?" He flexed his arm, the towel slipping slightly. "Damn, and here I thought I'd be the next big thing on Thiren Vogue's cover. Guess I'll just have to settle for beating your ugly mug instead."

Laughter erupted from a few of the closer cells, though some prisoners weren't amused.

"You think you're funny, don't ya? Let's see how funny you are when I rip those fox ears off your head and make a chew toy outta them!" A dog Thiren with red fang marks on his face threatened.