YSIMC REWRITTEN◆ THE STORY OF FUT AND ASLIKA ♥︎ [SATIRE]

Chapter one - The First Night

~MONDAY, 1st SEPTEMBER ~

ASLIKA'S POV:

I wake up at night time to the sound of AWOOOOOOO on my phone... heh... it's time... I just moved here to Ysimc Town last month so i could attend the ALPHA KITTEN ACADEMY.... (the most prestigious school for the strongest and most poweful alphas and kittens in all of assfuckia!) which i will refer to as the AKademy from now on... Its time for me and all the other first years at AKademy to start learning how to be SIGMA....

My name is ASLIKA CINCK. I WILL one day be a STRONG ALPHA WOLF just like my papa...(who is extra sigma). And most of all... i want a kawaii kitten gf to erm... be with? I guess... idk what you really do with girls... b-but thats because i havent learned yet...! Thats what AKademy is for... anyway... youve had enough of my yap sesh... ig ill continue the story...

I wake up and its the full moon~a perfect for the first night at the AKademy! I go infront of my mirror in hopes of something... heh... i must check my abs... it would be embarassing if they hadnt grown in yet-i dont want everyone to think im an OMEGA or something...

"Damn it." I mumble to myself in DESPAIR. they havent grown in yet. My life is a failure. I guess i deserve it...:)... What will the other alphas think of me now... ughh.. whatever. I cant be late ig:/

I rush to put on my uniform which they sent to our door... its still in the box... i wonder what it looks like... i scramble to open this annoying ass box and when i look in..? Nani? This looks... kinda gay actually. Well what does it matter lol, Papa told me gay people only exist in the movies so i guess itll be okay...

I put it on and i just gotta say... i look SIGMA right now... im literally a true ALPHA oh my gawsh... i spend like 5mins staring at myself before i hear this ANNOYING voice...

"ASLIKA you ass LICKER youre gonna be late if you dont stop being an idiot!!😡 are you even awake??
"
Oh its just my sister, likas.
"E-erm... yes im awake AND dressed s-so..." i reply, sigmaly.
"THEN GTFO...? Are you fucking stupid get your ass outa here, our Papa wants to speak to you 😐" i wish she would stop talking bruh istg im gonna bite her as soon as i leave this room bro i SWEAR.😭😭🙏
"Erm... okay sissy wissy..." i say as i walk out and down the stairs which are cracked asl from my dads ALPHA FEET.

"ASLIKA YOU ASS LICKER" papa says-bro stop CALLING me that istg... "HOW ARE YOU PLANNING TO BECOME AN ALPHA IF YOU KEEP TAKING FOREVER. THATS IT. NO MORE PHONK EDITS FOR A WEEK" w-what.... ugh.... i.... no more phonk edits..? I... i...
"but p-papa... i love my alpha phonk edits... and thirst traps... of tall attractive buff sexy men..." for those reading-Its because it motivates me. dont get any ideas. Im warning you.

Then papa sighed for some reason and then said "okay fuck off you two or youll be late... we did alot to get you into AKademy and if you fail i will get you sent to exile" he smirked as he said it... should i be worried??
"Oh hes joking" mama piped up "neither of you will EVER go to exile haha dont worry about it. Now run off. You guys have school my little alphas"

Ig this is the part where i set off right
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FUT'S POV:

So this is AKademy huh... Yeah, i was basically guaranteed a place considering my family. In reality, i dont give a FUCK about finding a kitten. Im already from the strongest and most respected line of alphas in assfuckia. This is just because i can. Ill just spend all my time alone because i HATE people anyway-

"Hello brotha wsg"

Who just said that. I turn around to see this guy following me around. He has brown hair and a smug ass look on his face.