YSIMC REWRITTEN◆ THE STORY OF FUT AND ASLIKA ♥︎ [SATIRE]

Chapter Three - Impending doom

~WEDNESDAY, 3rd SEPTEMBER~

ASLIKA'S POV

CHAT... i am cooked. I am fucked. I am......... SO DONE... why did i challenhe him?? Did i think i was cool?? NO! I'm DEAD. Oh what the sigma gyat am i gonna do. I cant fight a buff baddie hoe alpha like that im gonna get brutally destroyed by him(in a bad way not the good way). This is gonna be hell. I mean. At first, i thought i had a chance, but....

*flashback to last dawn when aslika got home from AKademy*

"Im home papa!" I said, walking in. He and my mama were looking at me... but... angrily..? Fuck. What have i done now? Oh shit they read my search history haven't they-the only time i ever got THIS look from them was when they found me googling what bisexual meant. Idk why they were so mad, but i still dont know what it means.
"So whats this about a fight?" Papa asked.

Wait. THAT'S what they're mad about? THAT??
"Uh, yeah... I'm gonna be fighting someone. Why... why are you mad?" I asked. They should be PROUD. Of course, I know my muscles haven't grown in yet but that's just a sign of my extreme bravery and courage to go up against an alpha.
I continued: "I mean, you never know, maybe I'll even win and teach grape hair a lesson!"

Papa looked... almost done with me. He facepalmed which made an indent in his forehead and he began to bleed because he was so alpha and couldnt control his own alpha strength. No matter though, he's done this before. It'll heal.

"Son. You do understand that you challenged a FEDIS to a fight, right?" He asked. The cogs turned in my head but... nope. I have no fucking clue whqt hes talking about.
"A what? Is that his name?"

"You know, the son of VORAY FEDIS?" My mama reminded me.

Oh. OH. OH??

"Wait... he's... Voray Fedis's son..?" I asked in disbelief.

Then my sister began to speak.
"Yeah, dumbass! You're DEAD. And if Voray ever hears about this we are too!"

Then it clicked. I just realised.

Voray fedis. The strongest alpha to ever roam Assfuckia. He singlehandedly defeated ESBUM's evil army. All. By. Himself. And... Grape hair is... his son? And if Fedis is anything like Voray, he'll KICK MY ASS.

*return*

I lay in bed as my alarm awooos for the 700th time this morning. If i go in, im cooked. My reputation? Ruined. 'Oh look at this loser trying to fight GOD.' They'll say. It's over for me. Maybe i should just drop out or something and accept my loss-

"Aslika you ass licking gayboy who wants to fight Voray Jr. Get up, we're late." Likas said as she opened my door.

"Can't. Im, uh, dead."

...

"Shut the fuck up and get up. You're just scared of alpha boy aren't you?"

...

"No..."

"Then get up IDIOT, for someone who's likes fantasising about being an alpha, you're acting very OMEGA LIKE. Get your ass up and into school."

...Shes right. Of course. I need to act more alpha like. Fedis may want to destroy me,(in the bad way not the good way) b-but i'll be okay! A true alpha never backs down from a fight even if it may kill him...! Okay, im going! I jump to get dressed quickly and I try to make myself look presentable but of course my dumb sister likas wants to rush me out...

We get to school, were about to enter the building and my confidence is way up... people are looking at me, duh, but i think it'll be okay!

"Hey Omegatiddies! Nice underwear!" Some girl said. What. I look down and. WHAAAT. I forgot to wear the shorts so now i was in school with PANTS WITH FREAKBOB ON THEM?? 👅 I FORGOT I EVEN HAD THESE. Oh its so over for me.
I get so embarrassed and i just run to the nearest bathroom and stay in there. IM GONNA END IT ALL I SWEAR-

I just stare at myself in the mirror. Am i only alive to be a joke? This is rediculous. Whats the point of doing all this bro i already fucked everything up-
Then in the distance of my mind i heard a voice...

"Son, stop being a gay loser and get up. Stop embarrassing me. Im gonna make you drink the anti gay potion at 3am in a minute bucko"

Sounds just like papa.... yeah... i gotta stay strong i mean ive only been here for 3 days...

"Wow you look like you're in a meeess, huuuuh." Some girl said. I turn around and i see a girl with curly hair and a big ass witch hat.
"Uhm... what are you doing in the boys' bathroom?" I ask
"Oh, dont mind that. None of the girls buy my potions so i do my business in here."

"Oookay...? Wait, potions?"

"Uhh yeah. I was actually gonna ask you something, Omegatiddies"

"Omegatiddies?" Come to think of it, that girl earlier called me that.

"...yeah, the nickname everyones given you since yesterday lol" she laughed.
Im so done. WHAT KIND OF NICKNAME IS THAT?

"Three days in and ive already ruined my reputation, huh." I say kawaiily-i mean Alphaly. Im not kawaii i promise...
I sigh, "anyway, what did you wanna ask?" I look

"Well, i sell potions, duh. And i know youre goonnna looose this fight. Sooooo.... i have this potion. Take it, it's a freeee sample. Drink it during the fight for a GUARANTEED win!" She said ominously.

"A potion? Ahah.... no way... i cant have a potion, thats... like, against the rules. And SO dishonourable... idk if i can-" before i can finish, she hands me it and dissapears. Who the hell is that bro. If i drink this mystery potion, i'll win, huh? So... is it worth it? I'll decide later. I have school.

That day went moderately normal. Grape hair looked at me a few times and i felt.... intimidated, i mean, i think so? It was intimidation but it felt- i mean, no, what am i talking about.

Im completely normal about this.

When im about to leave, i get handed a letter by Deeze. Oh!

"Dear Aslika,
I know everyones bullying you for trying to fight Fut Fedis, but i think you're brave! ♡
Meet me on sunday? If so, meet me at the cafe at 12am ~♡ 0//0 i would be very happy!
From Deeze>_<"

Oh?

HEYYYYYYYY 😁😁😁 not mucy happened in this chapter idk but its sigma anywsy i had to rewrite this cuz wattpad fucked me over so im fucking tired but yeah 💞🥺
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