You call that a hero? (A MHA x male reader story)

Chapter 17: Gauna Incident

75 minutes earlier...

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|8: 57 pm|

Miyako finally left Y/n alone after three grueling hours of non-stop flirting and shopping inside labyrinth-like malls. Keep in mind: zero hero work was done throughout those hours. 

As of late, he was seated on a chair inside a Coffee Bean shop, sipping his Hot chocolate. He hummed, his eyes closed as he sunk deeper into his seat. Even though it barely fit him due to his size.

He was now wearing a casual fit. An oversized black shirt, black pants, and crocs with socks. Initially, he wanted to do hero work before the hour clock hit seven, but that didn't go as planned due to Miyako's 'timely' intervention. He pushed away the mildly irritating thought and settled with doing so tomorrow.

He purred to himself, enjoying the sounds of light clanking from the bar cleaning the cups, the swooshes from the gushing water of the sink--washing the plates, and the scent of coffee and the fresh savor donuts clogging his nose. 

Then a build-up of steps stalked particularly in his direction. The thumps from their shoes were swift--which made him wonder who they were and their intentions. That was his mindset at least...before he heard their voices.

"Oh, hey guys, look! it's Y/n~!" A familiar high-pitched, bubbly voice rang in his ears from a fair distance.

Y/n flinched. He thought he was finally going to have his cozy time all for himself, just sleeping on the seat he was in, and sipping his still hot chocolate. But apparently, not. From that statement alone, he already knew it was Nejire...

And she was with someone.

Immediately, he could already feel the weight of two soft mounds pressing on his face. 

He shuddered when that happened, his knees hitting the corner of the table making him wince on impact and the hot chocolate spilling on his pants.

"Ow..."

Then he heard the familiar snortle, hoarse, and forced. "HAH! Now you looked like your dick shat!!"

That was definitely Denji.

The heavy mounds took off his face, allowing him to inhale some air, gasping finally and jolting up from his seat.

"G-Guys..." Y/n's first instinct was to look at his pants, which looked like what Denji had mentioned."God..."

Looking back at them, he took note of the group that decided to disturb his alone time. 

Nejire, Denji, Power, Shoto, and Deku.

Bakugo allegedly went off earlier than the other two after they finished patrolling. 

The greenhead gasped when he saw the stain on Y/n's pants and offered him a stack of toilet paper he had brought out from his metallic case. It's as if the One for All user has experienced this a tad too many times.