be gay do crime || Dream SMP chatfic [abandoned & unfinished]

introductions + worldbuilding

chats:

[all hail philza minecraft]

Dream – pissbaby – pansexual, pining over wilby, out of closet – he/him

Sapnap – the local arsonist – poliamorist, out of closet, in relationship with Karl and Quackity – he/him

George – dead?? – the local cishet, probably aromantic tho – he/him

Quackity – rubber duckie – in relationship with Karl and Sapnap – he/him

Eret – dancing queen – in queerplatonic relationship with Techno, the local gender gremlin – any pronouns, out of closet

Techno – stabby – queerplatonic with Eret, who-cares-romantic, asexual and enby, in relationship with Sam – vi/vir/virself, it/its, they/them in that order; out of closet.
Real name is Terrence but no one remembers except family.

Wilbur – kaboom – bisexual agender, out of closet; techno's twin – phan/tom/toms/toms/phantomself, gho/ghost/ghostself (since chapter 19)

Tommy – CHILD – trans ftm, heterosexual – he/him

Tubbo – TuBee – qpt with ranboo – he/him, bee/bees/beeself

Ranboo – vwoop – acearo, in qpt with tubbo; agender – end/ends/endself, void/voids/voidself, boo/boos/booself

Philza – dadza – token cishet married to Mumza! – he/him

Niki – murder bunny – questioning – she/her

Karl – honking idiot (with love) – in relationship with sapnap and quackity, the ace one; honk/see, out of closet

Sam – Sam Nook – in relationship with Techno – he/they

[gender is boring, let's commit some crime]

Eret – gender stealer

Ranboo – forgot my gender, can we go back?

Techno – who need gender when violence exists

[daaad and da kidz]

Phil – daaad

Techno – twin 1

Wilbur – twin 2

Tommy – racoon

Ranboo – boo

[the best trio] (appears in chapter 15!)

Eret - eret

Techno - techno

Sam - sam

hybrids:

Techno – piglin hybrid

Wilbur – just a ghost, has the ability to dissappear on will – taught phantomself how to disappear toms clothes, but when startled or in strong emotions only toms skin dissappears; after that, phan usually is sad and sits quietly on the sofa pouting for like half an hour.

Phil – avian, probably a crow; The Crowfather, yes

Ranboo – half enderman hybrid, half ???

Tommy – racoon hybrid

Tubbo – bee hybrid

Dream – sheep hybrid, got inspired by this this (you have no idea how long it took to put this link here, i swear i can do this just rich text editor is complicated)

other characters mentioned:

Puffy – sheep hybrid, appears briefly few times

Schlatt – mentioned few times, later becomes a bigger character; Quackity's ex-boyfriend; his appearance is always somewhat mentioned in tw

world-building

everything is set in fictional town, not specified where but it's US, city name is Fallton (stated in chapter 17). hypixel is a huge city in like, idk ohio and is mostly considered a legend even if its factually proved that the place exists. just like ohio. every big fast food or shop chain im copying mostly from other chatfics because i have no idea what big things like that are in US (mostly), im from eastern europe, give me some slack, im trying my best.

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