be gay do crime || Dream SMP chatfic [abandoned & unfinished]

[stabby: wilbur i swear to the blood god you'll be dead the second i see you]

[all hail philza minecraft] • 7.38pm

CHILD: @kaboom your twin is home

kaboom: cool

CHILD: when r u gonna be here

kaboom: next week

kaboom: im in vienna

pissbaby: since when u have another sibling

[kaboom and CHILD has gone offline]

pissbaby: not sus at all

pissbaby: ok i have no choice

pissbaby: @vwoop whos the 4th

vwoop: oh my its so late! look at the time!

[vwoop has gone offline]

pissbaby: i hate your family so much

[daaad and da kidz] • 7.40pm

daaad: @twin 1 where the hell are you

twin 1: at sams

twin 1: will get home by 10, k?

daaad: get home NOW we have family dinner tonight

twin 1: dad cmon

daaad: you come back home now or im adding you to the groupchat

twin 1: its not fair

daaad: : :)

twin 1: give me 10

[private message] technothepig → philza the minecraft guy

best kid: i wasnt joking that im at sams

father dearest: welp not my problem, dinner night

best kid: we're watching a movie

father dearest: not. my. problem. get your ass over here

father dearest: if you make it under 15 you can do the same for wilbur when phan comes back

best kid: ill start running

[all hail philza minecraft] • 11.48pm

[kaboom added technothepig to the chat]

[kaboom changed technothepig's name to stabby]

stabby: wilbur i swear to the blood god you'll be dead the second i see you

kaboom: aww love you too techie <3

kaboom: n e ways

kaboom: @everyone meet last watson sibling: techno blade-watson!

[pissbaby, vwoop, murder bunny and dancing queen are online]

dancing queen: techno!

stabby: hullo

pissbaby: infamous last brother i see

vwoop: sibling*

vwoop: hi techno!

stabby: ranboo youre the only one in this household i still respect

murder bunny: techno! welcome back! how was hypixel?

stabby: it was really nice, thanks for asking niki, how is the bakery?

murder bunny: its getting popular, people really like my apple pie :D

[dadza is online]

dadza: techno dont threaten your sibling

dadza: i know its your thing but dont

kaboom: thanks dad

dadza: wait till phan's home

kaboom: now i wont give you the best crow in the world mug i found

[gender is boring, let's commit some crime]

gender stealer: @who need gender when violence exists when u coming over

gender stealer: ranboo you too

who needs gender when violence exists: uhhh what is today

forgot my gender, can we go back?: thursday

who needs gender when violence exists: is saturday afternoon ok

ender stealer: ye

forgot my gender, can we go back?: cool