be gay do crime || Dream SMP chatfic [abandoned & unfinished]

[murder bunny: im making cupcakes]

[private message] technothepig → wilbahsuit

techno: where are you

wilby: in my room, be quiet

techno: unlock the window

Techno carefully stepped on the edge of the roof, trying to get to their sibling's room. It didn't know Wilbur was back home until they saw the huge plush bear sitting on vir's bed, a stupid answer for the enormous plush blue sheep they bought for phan before they both went on their own adventures.

When piglin finally slid down on the bed in Wilbur's room, the ghost was reading some book, propped against the sheep, playing with the name tag in tom's hand.

– I bought a friend for Friend – Wilbur laughed at tom's joke. – Do you like it?

– I do, it's really soft-

– Like you – butted in Wilbur, putting away the bookmarked book.

– -for a plush bear. But why Steve?

– Dunno, you can change it, it's just an enormous plushie.

They sat on ghost's bed, close to each other, phone playing music quietly between them. They haven't seen each other in months, it was a weird but really nice feeling, they finally were home. They weren't biological twins, which was obvious, but they had birthdays the same day so they just acted like twins since they met all those years ago.

– How was Europe? – asked Techno, playing with Wilbur's hair. Ghost was laying with head on virs lap.

– It was really fun, you'd find it boring, but I really liked looking at the buildings and living with the spirit of the cities I visited. – Phan thought for a second. – I think Berlin and Vienna were the best. I liked the architecture and people... People were really nice. I wrote a song, too, maybe I will show you one day.

– I can't wait.

When twins were catching up the months they spent apart, Eret was trying to pick the lock of northern doors at local high school. They heard Quackity's fast paced steps behind him, they had something to do and they couldn't let themselves get caught by police or security.

– Got it! – exclaimed Eret quietly, getting Quackity's attention. – Come on, we don't have time.

They quickly entered and closed the doors, moving to the second closest classroom, where behind the window they cracked the window open, just a little bit. Next they went toward the basement, where far away from easily accessed storage rooms was located a boiler room, but right next to it was a small room full of old lockers, that was their destination. They searched for open lockers in those less obvious blocks, getting small packages in brown paper out and replacing them with new ones.

– How long do we have? – asked Quackity, carefully placing two packages in his backpack.

– Seven minutes, let's get out of here.

They left school the way they entered, speed walking to the closest Walmart, trying to use the most common paths. They had to be cautious about their movements, they could get caught very easily. When they got to the Walmart's parking lot, they barely saw the silhouette propped against the wall in the shadows. They got there fast and anxiously looked around, as the person checked the bags.

– Everything is good, bring it to the spot tomorrow, I'll give you money.

They nodded, Eret quickly grabbing shadow by arm, as they were about to flee.

– Dream, you were supposed to tell us about the new guy.

– Some pinkie is joining the case this week, be ready for a call.

[gender is boring, let's commit some crime]

gender stealer: techno when are u joining the team again

who need gender when violence exists: waiting for the call, this week

gender stealer: good, tell me when they call you

gender stealer: @forgot my gender, can we go back? you're gonna be there this week?

forgot my gender, can we go back?: ye

[all hail philza minecraft] • 3.14am

kaboom: @stabby where the hell you went

stabby: im literally next door, if you want something, just come here

stabby: im not moving

[pissbaby is now online]

pissbaby: could you PLEASE stfu

pissbaby: some of us are trying to do math homework

the local arsonist: we had math hw

the local arsonist: since when

pissbaby: since yesterday if you really want to know

pissbaby: why do u even care you wont do it anyways

the local arsonist: true but no need to be so rude jeez

Wilbur closed the door to Techno's room and plopped down on piglin's bed, snuggling close to the piglin. Vi was reading a book but closed it and put away, looking at the ghost patiently.

– You're warm – murmured Wilbur. – I missed it, it was far too long without cuddles.

– Yeah... I want to show you Hypixel one day, you'll like it.

– One day, Techie, one day. We'll take Sam and Eret, too, and we'll just wander and you'll be able to nerd how much you want.

They laid there for quite some time and fell asleep right before the sunrise, which was really unfortunate, as Tommy really liked to be up early and just be loud. But they'll manage, maybe chase him with an axe or something, but for now? They were just happy to be back together.