filler 1:getting enty introduced to common sense(bloopers)

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"so why do i look like shinano again" asked enty

"yes"replied everyone

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enty was looking at her new ship with disbelief and admiration"so this is my new ship?"
she continued"wait, so does that make me discovery or enterprise?"

"uhhh, now that i think of it, none of know, since you as perso is enterprise, but your ship is discovery, but well, how does it look?"said KE

"like a pizza cutter"

"we take offense on that" zora,KE and enterprise replied

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"so you are saying that you live inside me as of both in ship and my brain" said enty as the though of zora living in her creeped her out

"yes, i manage the data, while you manage tactical  fighting operations" replied

"stop delaying the truth, i know you hav all my embarressing memories" enty just flat out gave up

zora could not deny it either that she indeed saw her memories

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"war never change-" 

"HOLD THAT!!!" KE screamed ant enty for almost saying that

"wha-WHY?"enty screamed

"because thats not true and we are right infront of you for that example!" KE screamed as zora was about to bring up analytics on the truth of both sides

"we dont need analytics miss saint" defender came in too now

"sorry" said zora

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enty was looking at a replay of everything that happened before pearl harbour bombing as she looked at every tiny detail. now realizing  that how stupid her kind is

"*blink blink* why does no one know each other while living over 2 months on the same island, leave that how was no one suspecting ayanami when she was clearly hiding her face from everyone in a cloth clearly visible to everyone, ALSO LEAVE THAT! WHY IN THE GODS GREEN WORLD HER COMMUNICATION NOT INTERCEPTED?!?"

"skill issue" replied defender and KE

enterprise just sighed

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"so you are saying that you can bring food out of basically nowhere" said enty looking at the replicator 
"kind of but the matter still comes from something" explained lexington

"and what is that?" asked enty

"shi-"

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enty and enterprise were on moon looking at earth

"wait, its all earth?!" enty said with a look of disbelief

"always has be-, WAIT WHAT!"

enty kept loooking

while enterprise was screaming"enterprise what the hell!,you live in 20th  century how do you not know all of thi-"

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enty was in deep thought as she said"now that i think of it, all of this war situation is very  stupid, why are we fighting, when we got like less than 500k otal pupulation"

KE replied "because you all are retarded"

enty looks at her "fair"

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"How in the world did 2 battleships,2carriers,a cruiser, and a destroyer got defeated by 2 carriers?" Enty asks in disbelief as she realizes this

Defender:"Massive skill issue"

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