So, apparently there's a Spice And Wolf VN that was released on DS back in 2008 and between the fact that it's a fucking Spice and Wolf VN (the currently airing remake is fire) with ever so slight romance AND my latest addiction, namely the retro achievements website, I started playing it and...
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I know this looks like a really difficult challenge to throw this early in the game, and I can promise that it's even harder than it looks, so I'll break this down for those of you who want to play this mid-aah VN.
The top picture might seem unassuming at first. After all, what's the value of Holo's face without her piercing red eyes, capable of analyzing you down to the most basic aspects, making you feel not like a person, but a simple male, whose purpose is to drown in those eyes, that is, if she doesn't blow you off as a toy to entertain her for a night or so before being discarded, your corpse feeding the nearby wildlife.
But, this isn't about what there is. Rather, it's about what she's hiding for you. And Holo's body is almost entirely about hidden charm. What I'm getting at is that the hottest yet most hidden part of Holo's face is in her fangs. Don't get it twisted, Holo can and will kill you if you upset her, and to any gentleman, a woman is only attractive if one wrong move can get you killed.
A dominating woman is worthless if breaking said domination doesn't ruin you. Romance with a woman such as Holo gets all the more torrid when you dance with the sharp end of the blade, the blade here being located in the tiny mouth of a barely pubescent girl.
Do you not wish to uncover what's hidden behind such an innocent mouth, that would be capable of ripping a human throat apart as if she were to bite through an apple? To see her express mild satisfaction as gallons upon gallons of blood make their way to the wise wolf? To have her politely thank you, with the impressive vernacular her hundreds of years of wisdom have bestowed upon her, as your consciousness, and mayhaps even your life nourishes her soul? If wishing for such an outcome is crazy, then I am proud to announce that I have crossed the fine line between genius and insanity!
But, despite all that, it's still not the right answer. It might be worth noting for those without the context, Holo, in her human form, presents herself as a 15 year old girl. Now allow me to pull out a rather significant quote. It was made by a man I used to consider my pupil, before he stopped creating things that would put the entire humanity in jeopardy, but that's neither here nor there.
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Why isn't he remembered for this instead of rela-something something
Anyway, as it turns out, the next 2 pictures are about erotic tummy and breasts (thanks to this chapter, I have now "erotic child tummy and breasts" in my search history. The government is too scared to send people to my door).
Let's start with Holo's unassuming breasts (yes, I enjoy playing with death, wbu?). You guys know me like your own brother by that point, I am the last man on Earth to spit on an A-cup.
BUT I have grown a fair bit over the long ass time this book wasn't updated, and I have started to understand a thing or two about a thing or two. While big breasts have their own appeal, small breasts are at their best when combined with a glorious figure. That's not to say that Holo doesn't have one of the best figures in fiction, far from it in fact. She is bad as fuck and part of my personal pantheon, but a concrete wall isn't much if it doesn't serve as part of a building.
In fact, the more I write, the more I believe this might be the worst possible choice.
But now, let's talk about the elephant in the room.
GOD THAT BELLY IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF SELF RESTRAINT REQUIRED FOR LAWRENCE TO NOT JUST SNUGGLE UP TO THIS PIECE OF ART 😭😭😭
If I were the main character of this bitch, I'd be smooching that bellybutton like my life depends on it. It doesn't matter if I die, leaving such a stone unturned is unfit of a man.
She must smell so good too, probably raspberry or something, maybe even like a baby. I would sell my entire family for a taste of that glorious midriff.
That + some thigh + some tail = UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
This is the type of things nations fought for back in the day, before war became a business. Back when war had a true purpose. Never forget what Napoleon and the Confederates took from us!!! I will burn the state of Georgia to the ground. Don't fucking try me.
Why the fuck is she so damn hot!? Life is unfair, if women were like that, I'd love to have them exist together with us. Of course you pick the midriff. You should always pick the midriff. Why aren't you worshipping the midriff already!? I see you, get those hands praying right now or I'll use your lawnmower on your parents!
So yeah, anyway, here's how you pass this early game obstacle. Feel free to state your opinion on which part of Holo is the best.
