So, on the latest chapter I told it's easy to figure someone out based on how they commit vehicular manslaughter, and after a bit of thinking, I decided to expand on the concept so strap in and feel free to answer the questions as they go.
Yes, I really don't want to go to classes.
1. Let's start with a more general question: How often do you commit vehicular manslaughter?
A. Dude I fucking love vehicular manslaughter. If I don't do it at least once a day, there's no way I can start the day
B. Vehicular manslaughter is nice, but I'm a busy man, so I only do it 3 or 4 times a week
C. I don't do it more than once a week, usually more around once a month.
D. I've never committed vehicular manslaughter in my life
2. There's no vehicular manslaughter without laughter, but also without vehicle. What kind of vehicle do you take.
A. Only the coolest vehicles should be stained with the blood of my enemies. I will invest as much money as it takes to get one of those shiny hot vehicles.
B. Size is everything. I want my enemies to suffer under the wheels of a monster. I'm the guy who rolls over all those shut in kids at the beginning of a isekai.
C. Is the vehicle really all that important? I use the same vehicle I use in everyday life.
D. I don't have a driving license, this question doesn't apply to me.
3. How old are the vehicles you use?
A. I only use the newest vehicles, I want the performance to be through the roof. If I break both a human skeleton and the sound barrier, I'm a happy man.
B. Old vehicles have a real charm, I prefer to commit vehicular manslaughter in a WW2 tank. Of course not too old, horseback manslaughter is a very different thing.
C. I don't go for the newest fad, I like a few years or decades on my vehicles.
D. I don't have a driving license, this question doesn't apply to me.
4. What's your favorite color on those vehicles?
A. Only the flashiest color. I want to look like a natural phenomenon when I take lives.
B. I'm really biased towards military camouflage, the palette looks nice and it doesn't paint a target on my back.
C. I do agree with the point in the B answer, but I think more sober colors would do great, like gray for example.
D. I don't have a driving license, this question doesn't apply to me.
5. What's your favorite place for vehicular manslaughter?
A. I'm a city man, if there's no noise and people around, it just doesn't feel right.
B. I have my favorite places and I don't go much further than this.
C. On the road I guess?
D. I don't have enough experience to tell.
6. Do you mind if there are people around you when you commit vehicular manslaughter?
A. Hell naw, let them all come and bask in my glory and bloodshed
B. I don't care. If they want to see me perform and learn something, good for them.
C. Of course I do? What if one of them wants to call the police, you're just nuts.
D. I wish I could be popular enough to have an audience.
7. Do you have any preferences when it comes to your victim?
A. Of course, if I have the opportunity to kill someone important I will. Imagine how popular I'd get if I crushed the American president under those wheels.
B. Nope, vehicular manslaughter is all about the driver. Everyone dies the same.
C. I guess if I can kill a bad person it would be better.
D. Does it matter at all?
8. Is there a time for vehicular manslaughter?
A. The middle of the day, when everyone goes for lunch, the streets filled with possible victim
B. If I could combine what A said with the dark night, I would. It adds a touch of romance into the murder.
C. The night is good, I don't want to be seen.
D. Vehicular manslaughter is vehicular manslaughter.
9. If you live to see the space age, would you stick to land vehicular manslaughter?
A. Space vehicular manslaughter sounds metal, miss me with that casual shit.
B. I like the idea of space vehicular manslaughter but also the idea that casual vehicular manslaughter will get retro. I guess I'd do both.
C. There's no way I would go to space for vehicular manslaughter. Keep me on Earth.
D. Would there even be people to murder in space?
10. And to end it all, how would you rate vehicular manslaughter from 1-10
A. 9,vehicular manslaughter is epic.
B. 7 or 8, it's a nice thing to do but there's a whole universe of crimes to commit, and quite a few better ones.
C. 10, I really like to do the vehicular manslaughter
D. I don't know/others
Results:
Majority of A:
You are an extrovert, you probably get into things because you have friends who enjoy them. You're always jumping on the latest trend to have a new subject of conversation to make more friends, but still there's no denying your passion and involvement with what you do. Furthermore, if someone wants to get into something new, you will always be available to teach them.
Majority of B:
You are an introvert, you would never get into something as outdoors as vehicular manslaughter without making sure you understand every single theoretical aspect of it. While it makes you very skillful, you also don't like when things don't go your way and you've probably prepared 10 possible scenarios when committing vehicular manslaughter.
Majority of C:
You're a fucking liar, you wish you'd be as awesome as the people who got mostly As but truth is you hate yourself. Get out of my sight and come back when you'll have learned to respect yourself for who you are.
As many As than Bs:
You're an introvert, but you've started to develop a real passion for vehicular manslaughter, to the point where you don't mind being a bit more adventurous. If you keep up the effort, there's a chance you will break out of your shell and become a full fledged Chad.
Majority of Ds:
You don't have a driver's license. And you don't need one. Now steal a car and get to it
As many As or Bs than Ds:
You understand that there's no need for money or a driver's license when you can just steal a car and get to it. At least you're not retarded, we're rooting for you at the vehicular manslaughter community.
As many As or Bs than Cs:
You used to score a majority of Cs but you've started to evolve as a person. Hopefully one day you can be proud of where you are in life. Until then keep up the effort.
As many Cs than Ds
I hope you were memeing, because that's pretty sad if you weren't.
