I believe every religion is fake, because if God was a thing, he would have told you to shut the fuck up. In fact, I still can't believe that we aren't teaching this in every school, that you, and I'm not talking about a general you, it's you, specifically, who needs to shut the fuck up. No, don't bother arguing with me, you will say too many words, and right now, nobody needs to hear your dumb voice spouting retarded words that could have come out of anyone's mouth.
If you simply stopped talking, Covid would have killed itself, children in Africa would unstarve and we'd all live a happy life. But no, you still decide to talk, talk talk and talk, did you ever stop talking and start to think to yourself "should I really say so many words?" There are several languages, all with their own words, but you don't deserve to say any of them. When's the last time someone wanted to hear you speak? That's right, nobody cares about what you're planning to say, if I am to say the truth, you speaking is probably the reason humanity is doomed.
I've ran several simulations, and this is what the poorest city in the world would look like if you would simply shut the fuck up
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You were about to respond to me didn't you? No need to embarrass yourself, everything you will say will only be further proof that you need to shut the fuck up. I have contact with scientists all over the world, who all unanimously believe that for every second you shut the fuck up, everyone in the world gets their dearest wish granted.
Now I'll ask you to think for a second. Think about your family, your friends, and everyone you've ever respected enough, well they all want to shut the fuck up. They all think you're a great person, it's just that every word you say is a nuisance and only drives them further into agony. I'm not talking about an opinion you may have, or some awkward moments in your life. No, you just need to shut the fuck up, don't say anything anymore. When freedom of speech was invented, there was a special clause saying that you needed to shut the fuck up, but it was removed because people at the time were sure you were reasonable enough to shut the fuck up, turns out you're not.
Maybe there's someone you've convinced into not committing suicide or something, and maybe you cling into that memory as a secret "gotcha", but no, they also wanted you to shut the fuck up. In fact, they only considered suicide because you wouldn' t shut the fuck up, and stopped jumping from that building because they realized you wouldn't shut the fuck up either way. I just find it baffling that you don't realize that the more you open your mouth, the more problems appear in the world.
Imagine you're a ticking bomb, but instead of time, the amount of words you speak drive us closer to the end. The only way to save those you love is to shut the fuck up. The thing is, your parents are considered criminals in every place in the world except Utah for teaching you how to speak and the only reason they can move freely in Utah is because there's a movement dedicated in having you not shut the fuck up. Have you ever considered why Utah is such a terrible place? Well it all started because you wouldn't shut the fuck up and they took all your sins.
Mein Kampf has a hidden last chapter where he said that he saw the future and saw that you would be so full of yourself that you wouldn't shut the fuck up without even seeing that it hurts everyone. That drove him mad and he killed millions of people in his fury, hoping to reach your parents. In fact, every genocide was caused because they try to shut you the fuck up.
You ever wondered why aliens never came to Earth? It's because they heard your voice, and that made them think that Earth was a terrible place to be in if they let people like you speak. Everything you ever said, from your first dada has killed people, don't you realize you're pretty much the whole reason the world has been going to shit? If you just say there and shut the fuck up, flying cars would have been made before Rome collapsed and, and it collapsed because you simply wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I'm telling you this because nobody else would, they thought that it would hurt your feelings if they told you to shut the fuck up. And so they took it and watched the world burn. Every single person who didn't tell you to shut the fuck up is a war criminal, as it's been stated in the Geneva convention article 85: Shut the fuck up. The reason there is war in the world is because the sound of bullets and bombs can cover the noise you make by not shutting the fuck up, this is the only reason we aren't all dead.
I was having the time of my life, every day was better than the last one, until you came along and ruined everything, if only someone taught you how to shut the fuck up, we wouldn't be here fighting for our lives. The only hope remaining for mankind is for you to shut the fuck up. Have you ever considered why we're the only life form in the galaxy? It's because the other lifeforms saw that you wouldn't shut the fuck up and ran away.
Did you know that Mars used to be inhabitable? But because you didn't shut the fuck up, every lifeform in there disappeared, and now that Earth is hearing your voice, it starts to die too.
You heard me right, climate change is man made, more specifically, it only happens because you don't shut the fuck up. Mankind's largest show of arrogance is thinking it can thrive as a species without having you shut the fuck up. Every animal loves humans, but ever since we didn't tell you to shut the fuck up, some of them have started eating humans, and I understand them, I hate humanity for the very reason that you wouldn't shut the fuck up. Have you heard about the vaccine against Covid being made? Apparently the moment you'll take it, you'll shut the fuck up and the virus will finally serve its original purpose of growing the world's IQ by 50. You heard it right, if you shut the fuck up, there will be many scientific breakthroughs, I don't want to tell you that but we've long passed the point where we can evolve in spite of you not shutting the fuck up. In fact, the very reason there are still monkeys despite the fact they should evolve into humans is because some of us are so tired of your words that we've decided to get back to monke.
I'll ask it from you one last time, for the sake of everything in this world and this universe, and perhaps even other universes, will you shut the fuck up? If not, I'll have to believe you're actively trying to harm everything with your words and I'll have to deal with you accordingly. In fact, nature has made typhoons, volcanos, earthquakes and other disasters, only so you would shut the fuck up, don't force me to do that as well, I still believe in you, you're reasonable enough to realize that everyone needs you to shut the fuck up.
