I had just gave my older sister my freshly autographed photo! I was standing in line for three hours at target, waiting to meet MB, and get my free poster! I had to pee BAD! As soon as she took the poster, and I mustered up enough energy to shove my pee back up, I was on a mad dash to the bathroom. I was dodging people, toddlers, and clothes racks. I finally found the bathrroms. The door flung open and all I was focused on was the stalls it was like tunnel vision. I let out an excited laugh/squeal.
I let my shorts stop at my ankles and just let loose. I let out a loud relieved sigh as I emptied my contents. I stopped peeing for a few seconds when I heard the manliest cough. I wondered how the woman look. It would be crazy if she had a unibrow and her name was "Olga." I giggled at the thought and continued my session.
I did all the other good stuff you do in stalls and unlocked the door. I studied my shoes, and the tiles beneath them as I made my way over to the sink. I pumped the soap and scrubbed my hands. I forgot I wanted to see what this weird sounding person looked like. My eyes flashed up.
There at the very last sink was Roc Royal. THE Roc Royal. Chresanto August, Roc Royal. I started to smile until I made a realization. I looked around the bathroom. There were urinals EVERYWHERE! I stopped scrubbing and turned back to him. My eyes instantly widened. I'm sure my eyes looked like saucers. And so did my mouth.
I was in the men's room.
"Oh shit." I said looking around a few more times just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.
"Yeah." He said as he dried his hands and exited the restroom.
I'm sorry this is super short but this was TOO funny!! I thought this up during class and I started giggling and my health teacher started looking at me weird ._. ... Yeah. But I don't know how I would react if this happened to me.
