Deku-Chan raced to class cutely, sliding into the door right as the bell rang. Sighing with relief deku-kun shyly walked to his seat, when Baku-hoe kicked deku-Chans seat seat out from under him, causing dekukun to fall to the ground, once again in slow mow cuz I'm out of ideas. Deku-kun closed his eyes, preparing to make impact with the floor, but instead he was caught by all-Chan
"That wasn't very skibidi of you Baku-babe" all-Chan muttered in his deep alpha voice.
"S-S-S-S-Sorry senpai....." Baku-beta whispered submissively
But deku-Chan was very angy by Baku-Baka's mean prank, and started crying angry tears, made of oil. He continued to sob into all night's shirt, he cried so much that he accidentally oiled up all-Chan. "...kitten..." all-Chan muttered in his 7hz frequency voice. Deku-kun pushed him away and ran through the hallways, in slow mo ofc, and ran up the stairs onto the roof of the school. All-Chan bursted through the doors as deku stood on the edge of the roof, and began singing a very sad song
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah his dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride squid wards nose
"Oh- uhh all chan" deku squeaked kawailly noticing all-kuns presence
"I-I meant..." deku stutters beginning to sing fight song
Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open,
I might only one match
But I can make an explosion
At the last lyric all-Chan began weeping tears of oil, and pulled deku-kun into an embrace, triggering a dramatic flashback cuz we can't have a fan fic without one
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