Hell Can be Our Home (RadioApple)

Chapter 7

Everyone but Alastor is laying around groaning. All of them in bathing suits. "Lucifer. Why the FUCK is it so hot!!?" Angel is laying on the floor. Lucifer is also laying on the floor. "Because Dad made it snow Hell is trying to rebalance itself.." "Dad.. when will it end.." "i dont know Char it could be hours or days.." "What!? It better not be!?" Husk is drinking a frozen margarita thats melting very fast. Vaggie is fanning herself. Alastor walks in confused. "What is happening in here?" They all look at Alastor hes still in his normal attire. "How are you wearing pants and long sleeves!??!" Angel sits up. "This is my normal clothes, is it hot to you?" Everyone yells at the same time. "Yes!"

Lucifer sits up. "Babe how can you handle this??" "We didnt have Air conditioning growing up i got used to the heat i suppose. Why are you all in here did you forget you put a pool in the backyard?" They all sit up they did in fact forget that. They all run outside. Alastor grabs a book and follows. Everyone jumps in getting instant relief. "Alastor get in!" Angel waves to him "No thank you." He reads. "Al you're going to overheat."

Alastor makes an umbrella appear over him. "Okay smart ass. Come on." He gets out. "Touch me and i will shove your arm down your throat." "Fucking christ okay!" He backs up. "Lucifer!" "Sorry Angel he doesnt want to swim you cant make him and im not going to either, remember what happened when i did?" "Hes going to overheat!" "Angel im fine." He turns the page reading. Angel huffs "fine dont have fun with us." He gets back in the pool. "Thank you Angel."

He reads while they swim. They accidentally splash him. They all gasp. "I am so so sorry Al!" Alastor laughs. "Charlie its okay. Its just water im not going to melt." Lucifer chuckles softly 'he really has changed for the better since we removed his stitches.' He leans against the side. Alastor walks over to him. "I need to change." "Okay baby." He smiles softly. "If you decide to come get in you can. I know why you arent but we all love you nobody is going to judge you I promise, if they do ill punch them." He chuckles and leaves.

When he comes back he gets into the pool, hes wearing white trunks with apples on them. Lucifer looks and smiles. "Those are cute!" Charlie looks and gasps. "Al you're in with us!" "Yes i am." Angel smirks. "Get hot?" "No i wanted to be with Lucifer." Angel swims over to him. "Suuuure Al what ever you.. say.." he sees all his needs scars. "Al...?" Alastor pretends like nothing is wrong. Lucifer grabs him and pulls him. He laughs and follows. "Slow down you're a better swimmer than i am."

Angel watches worried. "Angel what's wrong?" Husk swims over to him. "Al.. he has alot of new scars..." "what?" Husk looks and his ears flatten. Alastor has Lucifer on his shoulders Charlie is in Vaggies and they are trying to push each other over. "Sorry sweetheart im not going easy on you." "Im stronger than you think dad!"

God appears hes holding his screen. "Oh, well everyone here is having fun!" "Dad!" Charlie takes that moment to push him off. Lucifer gasps. "I'll give you that one Charlie that was good." He gets out. "What are you doing here?" "Iv had to go around and fix everything. Everywhere got fucked when i got sick. The Helheim melted, Valhalla went from green and beautiful to dead the Void is white heaven was in half and here is way to hot.. its been.. a long day." He types on his screen. "Oh Dad im sorry." "Its fine im working on the temperature here I promise. I had to do this last."

Everyone watches then feels as the temperature goes back to normal. They all cheer. God makes his screen vanish. "Okay. That should be everything." "Actually, im afraid to say its not." "Whats wrong Al? Did something affect you?" "No you forgot to relax, come swim with us." God smiles big. "Okay!" He snaps and changes his clothes.

Alastor gets out. "I dont know about everyone else but i am hungry. Im going to make snacks!" He leaves. Angel follows him inside. He thinks out loud. "Sandwich are probably is best? Im going with yes." "Hey Al.." "oh Angel im sorry i didnt see you." "Al..." "what's wrong?? Are you okay?" "Am i okay..!? Al.. your scars.. alot are new.. right..?" Alastor clears his throat. "Yes Angel they are." He hugs him tight. "Why didnt you talk to us...?" Alastor sighs hugging him. "..Im sorry.. i didnt want to be a bother.." "you're not a fucking bother! Do you hear me?! Even Husk is worried about you Al.." "im okay now i promise i am. I already promised Lucifer i would talk to someone next time." He nods. "Okay, good, idiot."