Hell Can be Our Home (RadioApple)

Chapter 10

A week has passed, everyone has been helping Charlie and Vaggie plan the wedding. Everyone is very excited for it. "Okay soooo these flowers, and these aaaaaand these. So red, black and white." Vaggie laughs. "Sounds fine to me." Alastor makes a bunch of different red. black and white flowers appear. "There are many options for those." He points the out and explains them everything watches amazed. "Why are you all surpised. I was in charge of the garden before it was destroyed."

Everyone looks away guilty. "Anyway." God appears and immediately lays on the floor face down groaning. "Uh grandpa?" "Dad are you okay??" "Lucifer.. i love you so much have i told you that you are my favorite?" "Uh..? What happened?" "Your brother. Michael. Thats what happened." "What is he doing now?" "He wont stop trying to change everything about heaven. He doesnt like the white. Uh hello! Its HEAVEN! Everything is white! Then he doesnt like the street names. They have been called that since the very beginning but nooooo now they are problem! And then do you know what he said?" "Oh no." "He looked me in the eyes and told me word for word. "Listen God i just think its time someone else took over your just not good enough anymore." CAN YOU BELIVE THAT!? excuse me im so sorry i am not following your standards oh you all mighty lord!" 

Lucifer immediately gets pissed. "What!?" "Exactly! I would love for him to talk to Judgment and see what they think!" He groans. "Sorry i cant rant to anyone else but you guys..." Charlie sets a cookie in front of him. "Oo!" He sits up and eats it. She laughs. "Im sorry grandpa im sure itll blow over soon." God and Lucifer speak at the same time. "No it wont." "Charlie hun my brother is.. different. Hes the main reason why i fell." She gasps. "What..?" "Yeah hes a jerk." Lucifer crosses his arms.

God is eating his cookie smiling. "Dont worry, he can't do anything. Everyone knows hes a dick so nobody listens to him." He finishes the cookie. "Besides. I can stop what ever he does. But if he gets anymore pushy im taking him to Judgment." He gets up dusting off. "I just really hope it doesnt come to that. Because when he hears them tell him hes not worthy of being me hes going to get violent and then ill have to worry when hes going to try to stab me." Charlie looks worried. "Maybe you should stay here..?" "Oh Charlie it okay when i get stabbed imagine it being like when you prick your finger on a needle, it heals that quickly." She calms down. "Oh okay!"

He hugs Lucifer and Charlie then vanishes. "Poor dude. Your brother seeks like a handful." Angel lays on the couch. "He is. I hate him. Okay! Why dont we take a break from planning." "Yes! Im so tired." "Angel. You did nothing." "Yeah but watching you guys made me tired i-" he gets interrupted but a weird sound. Everyone shuts up and listens. "Bark bark bark!" Everyone gasps. "A dog! We need to find him!" Charlie so excited. "I dont how it got in."

It keeps barking. It's getting louder and louder. Alastor takes a step back, he looks around then vanishes. Lucifer watches "babe?" He teleports to his room. "Babe?" Alastor is sitting on the bed. "Yes?" "What happened??" "There is a dog." "Yeah?" "I dont like dogs." "Yo-" Lucifers eyes widen "oh shit baby im so sorry! I totally forgot!" "You're alright love im fine." Lucifer helps try to find it but they cant find it anywhere. Alastor wont leave their room.

Lucifer goes back for him. "Baby i want you to follow me." "No thank you." "No somewhere else" Alastor gets up. Lucifer creates a portal. They walk through.

Lucifer knocks on the door. Asmodeus opens it confused. "Uh Lucifer?" "I need you. To take him." He pushes Alastor to them. "He isnt allowed back at the hotel." "Uh why?" "A dog got into the hotel. We cant find it but we hear it. Its giving him PTSD but hes pretending hes fine. Until i say dont let him back." Alastor sighs. "If you tell me you're fine one more time im knocking you out." Alastor looks away silent. "Uh okay yeah no problem." Lucifer vanishes. Alastor walks in silent his smile tight.

Fizz walks in and quickly hides behind Asmodeus. "Why is the Radio Demon in our house!?" Him showing up randomly freaks him out especially with him looking upset "Lucifer told us we need to keep him from the hotel." "Why us! He looks pissed" "I guess he trusts us the most? I dont fucking know." "What do we do with him?" "Let him be hes a grown man and one if the most feared overlords in hell i think hell be fine. Hes not a kid we need to watch." "Uh he's gone." "Its fine! ..okay you know what.. we should follow him." They look for him. They find him in the kitchen.