Hell Can be Our Home (RadioApple)

Chapter 13

Lucifer and Alastor are sitting on the floor playing chess eventually everyone started watching them. They are very focused Alastor is winning and Luicfer has a plan. He makes his move. "Check." Alastor looks he didnt expect that. "Look Charlie!" Lucifer looks. "Hi sweetheart!" Alastor flips the board "oops." "Hey! I was going to win!" "Oh shoot really? Ah man what a shame." "You're such an ass." Alastor smirks. Lucifer tackles him. They wrestle on the floor but they are laughing so hard they cant focus and just end up laying on top if each other.

A portal opens. Alastor looks and gets up actually excited to see his parents, after they comforted him he felt so loved. They run through. "Alastor theres a problem!" "Papa whats going on??" "Its Heaven all of them are against God!" "What!?" They all run through the portal.

God is standing outside his house while all of heaven is chanting "step down" with Micheal smirking watching. "You heard them. I think its time." God stands there confused and hurt. "I have rules from the very beginning!" They all yell different things "Thats old news!" "Step down fucker."Michael is better!" Everyone watches shocked Charlie goes to run up there to help but God holds up his hand to her telling her to stop. "Okay fine." He walks over to Micheal grabs his hand and raises it up. Lighting shoots into him. His eyes glow white. God hands him the keys to his house.

Michael smirks but then voices flood his head. "AH!" He grips his head tight. "Oh those are all the prayers by the way. Good luck!" He walks through the portal and everyone follows confused. "Dad..?" His whole body relaxes. "The prayers they're gone!!" He laughs "its so silent!!" He grabs Lucifer and dances with him. Lucifer laughs. "I can hear myself think!!" "I thought you would be more upset about this." "Oh trust me Luci you're brother wont last a fucking week. So im going to enjoy my week vacation." He sits on the couch smiling. Lucifer is a bit worried. "Dad remember you can use your emotions." "i know." Arent you upset?" "I am a little. It hurts all of Heaven just turned against me but once they realize your brother cant do anything right they will realize what they did."

Everyone shrugs then goes back to what they were doing. Lucifer resets the chess board. They play smirking. "you wont win this one." "Mhm sure are you going to flip the board again?" "maaaaybe." Lucifer thinks "Okay if i died-" "why are you asking me this??" Alastor immediately panics. "No no no im just wondering thats all!! Im not dying I promise!!" Alastor calms down. "Okay so lets say i died, who would you go for?" "I wouldn't?" "What why??" Lucifer is confused. "Ive already had my happily ever after." Lucifer smiles big. "Thats so cute.."

God gets up smelling something. "Whats that smell?" Husk sniffs. "Yeah that.. i cant tell what it is??" Everyone follows them as they follow the scent. They go down to the basement and look around. "Its here." God agrees with him. "Yeah it is, what the fuck is it??" He opens a door, a suddenly rush of water bursts out the door when it's opened. Everyone but God and Lucifer are forced back. There is only enough water to fill the whole basement to their ankles "Charlie!!" He quickly runs to him. God quickly checks on the others too.

Charlie blinks trying to process what just happened and her and Vaggie sit on the floor. "What happened??" Vaggie wipes her face getting water out of her eyes. "Uhh i think a pipe busted." Lucifer checks on her. "Im okay Dad! That was just surprising." God helps them stand. "Okay i think everyone is okay i guess we were smelling the walls soaked in water. he looks around. The water is raising fast.

Alastor is lying in the floor rethinking his life choices as he floats to them his arms tucked against him like T-Rex arms. He speaks with a monotone voice. "Why must something always happen to this hotel?One day, one day nothing breaks thats all i ask but no thats to difficult apparently." "You okay babe??" Lucifer bends down to him. "I know your secret." He narrows his eyes. "Uh..?" "I hit a door. Hard enough to break it. Can anyone tell me what has changed?" Everyone looks around and sees a bunch of rubber ducks. "Holy shit Lucifer!" Lucifer laughs nervously. "I forgot about thoooose." He floats away with the flow of the water sounding like someone is drowning a radio. "a life i am so happy to have but sometimes, i wish i was set on fire and pushed out to sea." "I think Al is broken." Angel follows him. Everyone cant help but laugh a little.