Hell Can be Our Home (RadioApple)

Chapter 26

God sits on the stairs of Lucifer and Alastors house as he is typing on his laptop and drinking tea. "Hey dad, are you okay?" Lucifer sits next to him. "My tea is cold." He frowns looking at it. Lucifer chuckles "I mean about what happened." "I dont know if i can forgive Alastor son, im trying but i just dont think i can." Lucifer looks down at his lap. "Oh.." He keeps typing. "Im sorry Lucifer but what he did was unforgivable." "yeah i know.." God closes his laptop finishing his tea as soon as the tea is gone it refills with more this time hot. "Mmm tea." He takes a drink.

Lucifer thinks trying to figure out what to do, hes still kind of upset with Alastor too. God stands up stretching. "I am starving!" He walks into the kitchen and apron appears on his that says "You pray i listen, unless its stupid." He starts to make eggs. Cody watches him. God hums as he cooks.

Lucifer sits on the couch. 'i love him.. i dont want to break up with him but dad hates him so much.. hew never going to forgive him... what do i do..?' God walks in with food. "Food!" He sits and eats. Alastor walks in through the front door he needs more underwear. God frowns staring at him. "I need more clean clothes.." He quickly goes to their room and grabs some. Lucifer gets up and follows him. Alastor is shoving stuff into his bag silent.

Lucifer hugs him tight from behind. Alastor looks at him confused. Lucifer hugs him tighter. Alastor picks him up and hugs him smiling. "I love you.." "I love you too, whats wrong love?" "Dad still really hates you.. i dont know what to do.." Alastor decides to not tell Lucifer what God told him. He sets Lucifer on the bed. "It will be okay." He kisses his cheek. God walks in. "Okay thats enough, your time is up. dont want you trying to kill Lucifer next." "Dad!" "Just being honest." Alastor frowns. "I would never hurt him." "Mhm sure sure." Alastors hands go into tight sits. "I woudnt." "I dont believe you. You say this and next thing your cutting his throat."

Alastor gets pissed. "Shut the fuck up." "Why mad because im telling the truth?" "Dad stop..!" Alastor growls and charges at him. God grabs him by the throat slamming him into the ground. Alastor coughs up blood. 'Alastor!!" Lucifer pushes God away then kneels down pancking. "Al! Alastor!" Alastor smiles softly. "Im okay.." God huffs. "Dad get out!" "What??" "Get out! You could have killed him!" "He deserves it! He needs to be punished Lucifer!" "Isnt he being punished enough..?" "Oh no he has to stay in the hotel, thats not, a punishment." "He is right.. it is not.." "What else does he need other then you hating him!?" Gods eyes glow bright white. "Death."

Alastor closes his eyes laying there his body hurts badly all over "DAD!!" Lucifer tears up. "What the fuck is wrong with you hes my husband!" "Any other person would be dead by now Lucifer! He took them all from me! I cant bring them back Lucifer they are gone! forever! The first Angels didnt have proper souls! They are GONE!" The ground shakes as he yells. Lucifer goes silent tears falling. Alastor slowly holds Lucifer hand. "Let him.." "What!? No! NO! Alastor stop!" "I deserve it.. Please he needs it.." "NO ALASTOR!" He hugs Alastor tight. "No i wont i wont! You arent dying im not going to let him kill you!"

God watches his arms crossed frowning his heart only filled with pain. Alastor whispers something to Lucifer. Lucifer looks at God with hate tears flowing down his face. Alastor slowly sits up and kisses his hand. "Au revoir mon amour" Lucifer slowly gets up his body shaking from rage. "Fine, do it then, fucking kill my husband." He steps out of the way.

God walks over to them. Alastor looks up at him silent. God grabs him by the shirt lifting him into the air. Lucifer covers his eyes tight with his hands crying. God looks Alastor in the eyes. Alastor looks him in the eyes. God growls then suddenly his eyes go dull as Alastor shoves his hand through Gods chest. God drops him falling to the floor.

Lucifer looks the tears stopping. "You were right.. thats.. not dad..!! That woudnt have killed him!" "Your father can hold a grudge but he would never want me dead like that." "Wait so.. where is Dad!? Who the fuck is that" "Im not sure." Alastor stares down at the body . "DAD!!" He looks around waiting for him to show but he doesnt show. "Hes not appearing...!! What could have happened where is he did he lose his powers again did judgment hurt him would they go bad or or or..."

Alastor grabs him. "Calm down lets go ask Five." They go to heaven and bang on Gods door. Five opens it up. "Whoa whoa what??" "Where is dad..!?" "He spent the night in the void with his parents, he had ideas for the void he wanted to talk to them about why??" "I need him now..!" Five rings a bell that he can hear from the void.

God appears. "Yeah??" Lucifer tackles God crying. "Please dont hate him please..!" "Whoa what?? Lucifer whats wrong..!?" Lucifer tells him everything crying scared hes going to hate them. "Oh shit what?? Damn." They look at him confused. "I killed your originals." "Yeah." "You arent mad??" "Uh no, they were alive for a long ass time and had many many things wrong, honestly im surpised they lived this long lets be honest for my first beings not animals their souls were just awful it was like looking at a plumber trying to do an electricans job." Lucifer and Alastor look dumbfounded. "Oh guess what i got!" He goes inside. 'its so funny i had to get it on earth." He pulls a shirt out that says "I like two types of tea, the hot drink and the one where you tell me how stupid people are."

Alastor rolls his eyes. Lucifer laugh hes really glad he isnt mad. "Oh and i made the Void so much better with my dads and mom! I-" He goes silent with a confused expression. "Dad??" "Something is happening on earth there are so many praying for the same thing." He looks on his screen. "Oh fuck me theres another virus?? Another thing ill get blamed for no doubt, WHO ATE A BAT WHY WOULD-" God face palms so hard he leaves a red hand print sighing. "I.. I hate humans sometimes what is wrong with people, moving on!" He sits on the couch hes still holding Lucifer.

God pulls his phone out and looks for something. "I found a frog on earth and it is so cute!" She shows pictures of frogs." Five shakes his head laughing. "Babe you are so weird." Alastor is silent he doesnt feel like its right God isnt mad at him. He stands up. "Can you please get mad at me." God looks at him. "Uh why?" "Becuase of what i did!" "Uh okay, um grrr im upset." Lucifer covers his mouth chuckling. "God!" "I dont know what to tell you Al im not mad at you." He breaks a window. "Hey rude." "Get mad at me!" "Nah." He looks at Five. "Uh.. hi.." God looks and sits up. "Alastor. what are you doing." "Alastor serious dont." "Then get mad!" "No Alastor im not mad." "I killed them! They are gone! forever!" "i know."

Alastor grabs Five. 'Ah! wait wait wait Alastor..!" God stands up "What are you going to do Alastor." He throws Five. Five yells then lands on the sofa. "Oh, okay." God watches then gets confused. "Alastor why are you doing this you dont need to be punished. I dont know why you think you do but you dont." God gently hits him on top of the head. "You are alive anymore, this isnt a place where you have to get punished for breathing wrong. they took your daughter, my granddaughter. They killed Lucifer and you were scared they were going to with Charlie. Your a fucking Dad." God holds his cheek. "Im am not your uncle." Alastor goes silent.

God smiles softly. "I know its hard to remember that you are safe when it comes to this stuff but you are, Im not your real dad but you are my son in law, you are going to be treated like my son." "Okay.. im sorry." "Its fine Alastor, thanks for not actually hurting Five." "I coudnt he did nothing wrong." "Now why dont we go back to your place and relax?"

They all go to their place, Cody runs up to them laughing. "Look what i found!" He holds up a head. "Who is that??" Alastor takes it looking. "I dont know i found him in the backyard." "Hm." Alastor gives it back. "Hes dirty clean him before you keep playing with him." "Okay Daddy" Cody runs off. God is on the couch drinking tea watching TV. Lucifer shakes his head. "Great now hes going to want to take that to school." "I think we should let him." "No." "Okay." God looks at them. "So where is this cat??" "Oh right!! Cursed!"

Crused runs in stops but keeps sliding, he hits the wall bouncing off it it landing on his back, he wiggles his legs and flips over before shaking his head and running over to Lucifer. "Uhhhhh the fuck is that??" "Cursed!" Lucifer holds him out to God smiling. Cursed licks the inside of Gods nose. 'Ah! WHY!" He rubs his nose.

Lucifer laughs. Curse licks his eye panting smiling. "I hate that thing its not a cat. What is that thing" Five laugh "its a liopleurodon" God laughs "a magical liopleurodon" "its gonna guide out way to candy mountainnn" Five and God laughs. Lucifer and Alastor are confused. "Okayyyy."

Cursed sniffs the air. "What is he smelling." Everyone sniffs and get hit with a brick wall of rancid smell. "HE FARTED AND TRICKED US TO SMELL!" God covers his nose. "I hate him so much more." Alastor laughs hard. "I love him more!" Lucifer laughs. "Hes so smart!" "Evil hes evil!" God points at him. Cursed bites his finger off.

God screams "OW!" Before it quickly grows back. "I dont like that thing!" Lucifer gasps. "Curse no! You cant bite him thats my Dad!" Cursed looks at Lucifer his eyes grow big as he pouts. "Awee i cant stay mad." Everyone shakes their heads "oh boy."