Spider-man and Avengers One-shots

3 More Crazy Roomates/Never Have I Ever Drinking Edition

A/N A week after they move in and the Avengers want to know more about them. And based on the title I think y'all know where this is going. I'm making a lot of this up by the way. And I forgot to put this in the first one. Peter is 21. Matt is 24. Wade is 23.

The Avengers POV

Tony, ok I'm sick of this. We need to find a way to get more info on the new rookies. Strengths, weaknesses, personnel stuff. Maybe some fun blackmail material. All we know is that Spidey has been active the longest for about 6 to 7 years while daredevil and Deadpool have been active for about like 4.

Nat, I cannot believe this but I may agree with Tony. We need to know everything we can about them. Where they can help, where they have boundaries or limits, and more things.

The rest of them agree and make up a plan. They sound young so they like games right?

They all agree to make up a game night of never have I ever.

Wade walks in.

Clint, Hey Dp wanna play Never have I ever drinking edition? We want all of team red to participate in their first avengers game night.

Wade, Oh sure I'm down. DARE! BABY BOY! COME IN HERE WE HAVE A GAME NIGHT TO PLAY IN!

They all were confused who the hell would answer to names like tha-

Spidey, Do I have to? I have to go patrol!

Dare, Pe- Spidey Yes you do, be nice we can go on patrol shifts later.

Spidey, Wade how many times have I told you not to call me that!

Wade, I'm sorry baby boy but your ass is really distracting and I can't hear you.

Clint almost bursts out laughing.

Dare, You two get a room and cmon we have a game to play.

The game begins. They get out the drinks.

Tony, Ok who's first?

Clint, I'll go. Uhhh Never have I ever jumped out a window?

Clint, Nat, Steve, Deadpool, Dare, and Spidey drink.

Tony, Wait we know Clint, Nat, and Steve but Team Red explain.

They all start laughing nervously and stumbling out responses.

Spidey, We'll I always have to if I hear someone scream for help!

Dp, I just wanted to because I saw a chance to piss someone off.

Dare, I didn't see it was an open window I thought it was a wall.

They all blinked and then continued.

Tony, Never have I ever kissed the same gender?

Bucky, Sam, Steve, Nat, Spidey, and Dp drink.

Nat, I'm curious. Sam's with Bucky, Steve and Tony, but Spidey? Really?

Spidey, Uhm wellllllll-

Dp, We're dating.

Steve chokes on his water while Sam hands Clint 10 dollars begrudgingly.

They all sit there silently.

Spidey, Well this is awkward...

Hi, yes it's your late author speaking here. I'm late to catch up on my Mini series here. Sorry. And to hopefully make it up to you guys I posted this as the second chapter I posted today so yeah. Two chapters at 2 am. Horray!

Love,
You're very sorry and late author. 😅😆