A/N This will be about Peter's contact list and what he calls everyone in his phone. Avengers know about Spider-Man. All types of Spider-Man mixed together for this one. May is alive. Peter is whatever age you want it to be. I'm not including any of the new Avengers in this version.
3rd POV
In an avengers Meeting...
Fury, Someone Please turn off Parker's phone!
Clint who's snickering, Why's it going off so much does he have a girlfriend. He teases while Peter's out on patrol.
Sam, Hmm let's find out, Tony?
Tony, I am not gonna help hack my ki- THE kids phone.
Sam, We can look at if he calls you dad in his contacts.
Tony, .........Give me his phone.
3-4 hours later. Surprisingly everyone stayed.
Tony, FINALLY I GOT THROUGH HIS FIREWALLS!
Bruce, You mean WE.
Nat, Hmm why so much security. Does he have to hide something?
Tony, Who knows. Anyways let's get down to business.
Tony reads off his many contact lists and who they probably belong to.
Phone Contacts:
Mr. Stark/mentor/tin can/...dad: Tony
Mrs. Potts/Scary/Iron Woman/ ...mom: Pepper
Aunt May/Best/Badass: May
WW: Rhodey
Birdbrain #1: Sam
Birdbrain #2: Clint
Mama Spider: Nat
Dr. Green Bean: Bruce
Iced Americano: Steve
Lightning McQueen: Thor
I am a God you Dull Creature: Loki
Metal Arm Guy: Bucky
Red Witch: Wanda
Darth Vader: Vision
Speedster: Pietro
Fiancé: Shuri
Cat King: T'challa
Bug Man: Scott
Badass Bug Lady: Hope
Space Invaders: Guardians of the Galaxy
Wizard: Dr. Strange
Supreme Wizard: Wong
Space Mother: Captain Marvel
Agents: SHIELD
Trench coat Pirate: Fury
Reporter: ?
Bad bitch: ?
Guy In Chair: ?
Spider-girl: ?
SHIELD Team/Web Warriors: ?
Team Red: ?
X-men People: ?
F4: ?
Spidey-Verse Homies: ?
FBI/Government/All First Responders
Tony, Who the hell are all these other people?
Steve, Maybe we should check it out?
They all look at him surprised.
Steve, What? I'm not always a buzzkill guys.
Peter who hangs from a web from the ceiling, Or ya know you guys could just ask me about my contacts instead of breaking into my phone and completely disrespecting my privacy.
Clint, Holy shit where the hell did you come from!?
Peter, Oh I've been here for the past 30 minutes and the only one who noticed was Mama Spider.
Nat, It's true.
Tony, Anyways who are all these other people?
Peter who webs his phone back, That's for me to know and for you guys to maybe someday find out. He crawls to his room on the ceiling.
Tony, Did that just happen?
All: Yep.
Wow 2 chapters in one day how surprising. Your author is actually getting off her lazy ass and writing for y'all.
Love,
Your procrastinator of an author.
YOU ARE READING
Spider-man and Avengers One-shots
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