(we cut to Charlie walking around trying to think of what will we do. The camera zooms out to be the squad)
Charlie: "okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! And next time when we cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?
*Vaggie grabs Charlie, and calming her down while Y/n is close to the 2, patting Charlie's back.*
Y/n and Vaggie: "yes. we will." *y/n turns himself into a loaf version of himself, and gets on Charlies body, cuddling her*
*Vaggie sees this, and gets jealous that Y/n is on Charlie's body, cuddling her, and making Charlie more calm than usual*
Vaggie: *gets a Idea* "hey, y/n, do you want something?"
*y/n shakes his head as saying no. Vaggie sees y/n shakes his head no, Vaggie gets mad, and more jealous but can't do anything since Charlie cuddling y/n, and doesn't want Charlie to get mad at her, so she lets y/n cuddles Charlie*
*the camera to Angel dust is just sitting on the couch going through his phone, while Ahitoshin is somehow flying for no reason
Angel: "oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... Ain't no silver lining this time toots."
Ahitoshin: "weeeee, I'm a Boeing 747, and it's going to arrive at the airport at September 11 now" *A.I voice*
Charlie: *looks at Ahitoshin doing some weird shit before looking at Angel* "Sure there is! We just... have to look a little harder for it!"
Angel: "Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the doomsday district."
*Angel scrolls around in his phone, and sees what happen after the yeaar of extermination turn into half a year. Then Angel gets a pink text from his phone, then Charlie comes to Angel, and tries to read what Angel got from his text*
Charlie: "err, what is a.. donkey show?
Y/n: "don't, Charlie, don't ask that question. Ok!?" *tries to make Charlie not ask that question*
(I'd you don't know what a donkey show is, don't search that shit up. Your eyes will bleed more than your arteries getting heavily damaged)
Charlie: *looks at y/n still as a loaf on her head now* "why is that?" *concerned*
Y/n: "it's deeper than you think if you search it up."
*then Angel checks the text, and finds tons of text from Valentino*
Y/n: *jumps off, lands on the floor while being a loaf.* "I'm hungry"
Charlie: *looks at y/n still a loaf on the floor* "Oh, you want some food?"
Y/n: "nah, I got this Charlie." *summons a f/t burrito*
Charlie: *looks at the burrito appear out of nowhere by Y/n* "oh, you can summon anything?!" *suprised*
*Y/n nods while being a loaf. Walks away into a room while carrying the burrito, and eating like a savage. Ahitoshin sees y/n, and follow him. Charlie sees this before turning back to Angel*
Angel: *sees Charlie close to him* "Aah, heh, nothin'. my boss, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit."
*cuts to y/n transform into his taller version because it's his birthday, but no one knows his birthday*
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