The Pilot (very lazy rewritten)

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*cuts to Charlie morningstar singing*

*cuts to the clock, a demon screams as he's cast down in hell for his actions* (you will not be forgiven human, you have a step father now, his name is Lucifer)

the demon: *lands on the ground hard* "ugh. Huh?" *checks his body, and finds no injuries* "oh! I'm alive! I'M ALIVE- *gets run over by a random car*

*then, we cut to a demon getting out the car, and reveals to be Angel Dust (the spider man but gay)* 

*then, we cut to a demon getting out the car, and reveals to be Angel Dust (the spider man but gay)* 

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*then, we hear a voice in the driver seat, and reveals to be Travis*

(the black burd)Travis: "heh. Thanks for the fun time, Hot stuff!"

Angel dust: "yeah, yeah, listen>" *closes the door* "keep this discreet, you hear me?" *cold dark voice, and modify his clothes again*

Angel dust: *puts his head in the window in the car while using his 4 arms to help him hold* "I can't let out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. Ya Got it?" *does a finger gun, points it at Travis doing a gun click cock sound*

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! *laughs*

Angel dust: *pretends to get offended* "Ouch! ooh! Such an insult! *does a pose* "let me know when you've  come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! *uses his other arm, and pokes Travis's nose* "Tell the missus I said "hi", shnuckums! *kisses Travis's lip*

Travis: *gets mad* "pack a-puh... " *drives away with a insult, and crashes*

*angel looks at Travis crashed, turns around and finds a vending machine that has drugs in it, and raises his eyebrows in interest. Cuts to the vending machine, seeing drugs, angel checks and finds a drug named Angel dust, and buys it. He grabs it, and is about to try. until a sinner with a black hoodie steals angel's drugs*

Sinner: *grabs the drugs, and runs away* "YOINK!" 

Angel dust: "hey!" *gets angry*

Sinner: "up yours, drag sh-!" *gets punched punched, and his head gets blown off*

*angel looks at the sinner confused as why he died, and sees Y/n*

Y/n: *looks at the body with a cold emotion look, until he notices angel* "umm, who are you?" *makes the kid meme*

Angel dust: *looks at Y/n confused* "I should say the same thing, who are you?!"

y/n: *thinking about using his other name* "Y/n, my name" *grabs angel's drug* "I think this belongs to you" *gives it to Angel*

Angel dust: *happy* "ooh~, thanks hottie~" *sees Y/n's small but sexy muscles, and grabs the drugs he bought, opens it, and sniffs it*

*just then, a heavy rock fall on top of Y/n and hits y/n, the rock breaks in half, angel dust hears the sound while being high, and looks at y/n not damage*

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