If oc's had a groupchat..oh god.

Family tree discussions [technically a skit-]

Cinna:"since Abel created us, doesn't that mean he's our actual parent?"

[REDACTED]:"That twink would forget about your existence in less than a second, trust me, I'm a better father-"

Hypno:"are you really tho-"

Abel:*appearing out of nowhere* "I HEARD THAT!"

[REDACTED]:"AAH-"

Delusion:"I'm also here, ya know?"

Spades:"You technically don't count, your more like the hot stepdad tho."

Delusion:"I- i-im sorry- What-?"

Spades:"I said what I said."

Delusion:"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??"

Flare:"Hot step-dad??? What is this!? A Dhar Mann x Alabama Mondays episode!?"

Voice:"I hope all of you know none of us count as actually related-"

Hypno:"YOUR NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE???"

Perception:"Wait what-?"

Cinna:"You two are broth- Hypno, I thought Fauce was your brother??"

Voice:"Hypno adopted me as his brother for some reason."

Cinna:"makes sense."

Perception:"I'm goin' to Golden Corral fuck dis shit-"

Abel:"...Golden Corral?"

Perception:"yeah"

Abel:*sobbing* "I MISS GOLDEN CORRRAAALLLLLL UHGHAJQHSJWIZ-"

Cinna:"ABEL, SHUT THE FUCK U-"

"And then they never discussed the family tree ever again because even I don't know how it works"

-Me/Abel