Dumbasses I CHOOSE YOU!

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Ft.Cinna and Jigz(and oTHhErRRs??)





Cinna: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"? 

Jigz: 

Jigz: ...Should I not have?



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Jigz: Cinna annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. 

Hypno: There is nothing special about tomorrow. 

Jigz: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.


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Cinna, dramatically: They called me a fool. 

Jigz, sick of Cinna's shit: They weren't wrong.


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Jigz: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* 

Outer: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? 

Jigz: I— 

Jigz: I don't know the correct answer to that question.


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Jigz: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Cinna.


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Cinna: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project? 

Jigz: Do it or you're straight. 

Cinna: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!


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Cinna: I know one person who finds me funny! 

Jigz: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! 

Cinna: Okay then I'm out.


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Cinna: Jigz... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? 

Jigz: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. 

Cinna: 

Cinna: I wrote sanitize, Jigz.


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Cinna: Working sucks. 

Cinna: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.


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Jigz: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers. 

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