"How bad could I possibly be? Let's see."
Cinna
-one count of arson, burnt down an orphanage
-blackmail(this man is collecting as much blackmail as he can bro ur not safe)
Hypno
-manslaughter
-hate crimes
-theft
-robbery
-Accidental assult(how do you accidentally assault someone, Hypno-)
-multiple counts of mass genocide
-stalking(in violation of restraining order, Jigz would probably do the same ngl-)
Delusion
-breaking and entering
-attempted to commit murder
-vandalism, but to be fair it was a homophobic church
-identity theft(he is a parasite yk..?)
Perception
-manslaughter
-terrorism
-first degree murder
-genocide
-hostage taking
Flare
-Arson
-arson
-arson
-alot of arson man
-even more arson.
-okay atleast 30 counts of committing arson
Spades
-Assault(WHO TF ARE YALL ASSULTING!?)
-sabotage
-serial murders
-mass genocide
Zain
-Crimes? Nah this mofo is the only one who isn't wanted for *insert impossible list of crimes*
[REDACTED]
-Kidnapping
-vandalism(helped Delusion vandalism the church)
-attempted murder
☪︎
-Ah, yes, another with no crimes. Headpats my good boi *pat pat*
☪︎:*confused*
Abel
-arson
-manslaughter
-attempted murder
-sabotage
-first degree murder
[In the living room-]
Abel:"so basically, all of us should be in jail right now!"
Hypno:"They can't put us in jail if they can't catch us."
Delusion:"they can catch these hands that church was homophobic and deserved it-"
Cinna:"You spray painted atleast 30 different pride flags on there. Slay bestie!"
Delusion:💅
Spades:"There is something terribly wrong with everyone here.."
☪︎:*still confused asf* "wha-??"
Flare:"All that arson was on accident-"
[REDACTED]:"How do you commit that much arson and still call it an accident?"
Flare:*shrugs*
Zain:"All of you are idiots-"
Perception:"and that's a good thing?"
Zain:"NO!"
Abel:"How bad can this possibly be?"
YOU ARE READING
If oc's had a groupchat..oh god.
ComédieLmao- also just for me to put radom oc skits n sit