Jail. Prison. Confinement asylum- (a list of everyone's crimes)

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"How bad could I possibly be? Let's see."




Cinna

-one count of arson, burnt down an orphanage 

-blackmail(this man is collecting as much blackmail as he can bro ur not safe)


Hypno

-manslaughter 

-hate crimes

-theft

-robbery

-Accidental assult(how do you accidentally assault someone, Hypno-)

-multiple counts of mass genocide

-stalking(in violation of restraining order, Jigz would probably do the same ngl-)


Delusion

-breaking and entering

-attempted to commit murder

-vandalism, but to be fair it was a homophobic church 

-identity theft(he is a parasite yk..?)


Perception

-manslaughter

-terrorism

-first degree murder

-genocide

-hostage taking


Flare

-Arson

-arson

-arson

-alot of arson man

-even more arson.

-okay atleast 30 counts of committing arson


Spades

-Assault(WHO TF ARE YALL ASSULTING!?)

-sabotage

-serial murders

-mass genocide


Zain

-Crimes? Nah this mofo is the only one who isn't wanted for *insert impossible list of crimes*



[REDACTED]

-Kidnapping

-vandalism(helped Delusion vandalism the church)

-attempted murder


☪︎

-Ah, yes, another with no crimes. Headpats my good boi *pat pat*

☪︎:*confused*



Abel

-arson

-manslaughter

-attempted murder

-sabotage

-first degree murder















[In the living room-]












Abel:"so basically, all of us should be in jail right now!"


Hypno:"They can't put us in jail if they can't catch us."


Delusion:"they can catch these hands that church was homophobic and deserved it-"


Cinna:"You spray painted atleast 30 different pride flags on there. Slay bestie!"


Delusion:💅


Spades:"There is something terribly wrong with everyone here.."


☪︎:*still confused asf* "wha-??"


Flare:"All that arson was on accident-"


[REDACTED]:"How do you commit that much arson and still call it an accident?"


Flare:*shrugs*


Zain:"All of you are idiots-"


Perception:"and that's a good thing?"


Zain:"NO!"


Abel:"How bad can this possibly be?"


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