If oc's had a groupchat..oh god.

This book is honestly becoming a place 4 me to dump crackshit oc skits/etc

Don't worry..I'm going to be make another ACTUAL groupchat chapter right after this one..I swear guys- I'm working on it-

Bartender/club AU: Wally(Wallace), Home, Julie(Julia), Barnaby, Francis(Frank), Howard(Howdy), Sally, Poppy

AU's in the first bit: OG Wally, Bartender Wally(Wallace), Wally!Jigz(Zaw), Opposite Wally(Opposite), RF Wally(Walden/RF) 

Wally:"If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?"

Opposite:"I dont fucking know..maybe a bit tipsy??"

Wallace:"Drunk- most likely."

Walden:"Wasted."

Zaw:"Dead."

[BEEEP- do do dooo commercial break- jk-]

(Zaw is sitting at the bar and yapping to Wallace abt random shit while Wallace is serving drinks and cleaning out cups)

Wallace:*making some random persons drink*

Zaw:*randomly out of nowhere* "if I were to like..push you into a meat grinder- and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is an eyeball?" 

Wallace:*staring at Zaw* "Wait, what-" 

Zaw:"Your probably dead!"

Wallace:"..." *slowly takes away the bottle of apple vodka he gave Zaw*

[BEEEP]

Francis:"If there's anything I hate dealing with more than you, Howard, it's karens."

Howard:"I'm flattered."

[BEEEP]

Julia:"THE STAGE. IS ON FIRE."

Home:*burst through the door* "ITS WHAT?!"

Wallace:*walking through the door* "It's on fire."

[BEEEP]

Home:*talking to Wallace* "So, did you get those photos printed?"

Wallace:*drunk asf* "Bogos binted"

Home:*confused and concerned staring* "What..?"

[BEEEP]

Poppy:"Somebody came in here and threatened to shoot someone if they didn't get an apple vodka-"

Wallace:*already walking to the bar* "Why is Zaw back, I banned him."

[BEEEP]

Barnaby:"California girls we're unforgettable!"

Wallace:"Daisy dukes!"

Julia:"Bikinis on top! >:D"

Francis:"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[BEEEP]

Home:"That's it, I'm turning off the building wifi."

Julia:"NOOOOOOOO-"

[BEEEP]

Julia:*sigh*

Wallace:"Whats wrong?"

Julia:"I need someone to talk to right now! Not in a bestie way but in a girlie way."

Wallace:*gay hand* "What is it girlie, spill the tea."

Julia:*gasp* "Okay, so-"

[BEEEP]

Wallace:*Leaning on the counter* "Whats the quickest way to kill someone?"

Zaw:"Well, theres actually quite alot of ways to do so-"

*a few minutes later of Zaw ranting about the quickest ways to kill someone*

Wallace:*Grabbing shotgun* "Okay, great, I'm gonna go use this on Opposite because he was being a bitch."

Zaw:"Have fun."

[BEEEP]

Alright I'm ending that there for now sjsuusjs-