Showtime AU skits

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Jacob:*Grabs Cesar by the collar of his shirt* "STOP. SPENDING. ALL. OUR. FUNDS- ON CINNAMON AND CHEESE!"


Cesar:"But, what if-"


Jacob:"NO!"


Harvey:*very entertained and eating popcorn* "I'd like to actually get paid for once, to be honest-"




[BEEEEP]




Jacob:*walking backstage into Harvey's room* "Harvey-"


Harvey:*stuck in his silks* "Don't ask."


Jacob:"...wasn't gonna-"




[BEEEEP]




Cesar:"Alright, introducing our new Acrobat, Orion!"


Orion(Showtime!Outer):"Hey there."


Jacob:*has met Orion before* "Oh- heyyy-"


Harvey:*Looks at Jacob, then at Orion, then back to Jacob* "Are you two ex's or something?"


Orion:"WHAT-"


Jacob:"HUH-?!"


Cesar:*Confused*




[BEEEEP]




Winston(Showtime!Whick):*stitching up Cesar's oufit because a part of it ripped*


Cesar:*sad boi- wearing one of Whick's sweaters tho*




[BEEEEP]




Cesar:"Sooo...Why do I have to pay you guys?"


Jacob:"We are PERFORMING DAILY!"


Harvey:"We need to live?"


Orion:"We need food and other necessities..?"


Winston:"We need more fabric too!"


Cesar:"...Good point, I have a counter argument."

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