Super epic unicorn thing

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Victim: "YOOO LOOK!"

*Victim points at a unicorn spring rider (I think it's what it's called) and runs over and gets on the unicorn thing*

Victim: "Weeeeeee!"

Victim: "Yayayayya"

Primal: "Is boss on drugs?"

Agent: "I don't think so"

Ballista: "if he is, he better share"

TDL: "uhhh what's going on with him?"

TCO: "Should we stop him?"

Agent: "No... I guess we should just let him be?"

*TCO sits down on the grass*

TDL: "So what should we do?" *TDL sits on the grass next to TCO*

*Red eats some of the grass*

Red: "EWWWWWWWW!"

*Red coughs*

Red: "Yuck"

Green: "Huh why did you do that you know it's gonna taste like shit!"

Yellow: "NUH UH THATS A NO NO WORD!"

Green: "ugh fine"

Green: "Well im gonna rizz up Purple"

*Green T-poses spinning over to Purple and Yellow goes over and sits next to Blue who's eating grass*

Victim: "YAYAYAYYAYAYA!"

Victim: "WEEEEEE!"

*Primal Ballista Hazard and Agent just watchs*

Ballista: "Well im gonna eat grass"

*Ballista runs away to eat Grass*

Primal: "NO! Don't do that!"

*Primal runs after Ballista*

Hazard: "im just gonna watch them and see what happens"

*Hazard follows after them*

*Agent looks at the others leaving and looks back over to Victim having fun on the unicorn*

Victim: "Shady can you push me~"

Agent: "Okay then.."

*Agent pushes Victim on the unicorn*

Victim: "YAYAYAYAY!"

*Agent smiles a little*

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