Red & Green make trouble

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Lmao

You have 2 play the song above 😡

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(Insert Looking good by Dixon Dallas playing)

Victim: "Okay who's playing that stupid music!" (Btw he's still in the Unicorn spring rider toy thing i still don't know what its call)

Agent: "I hate it"

*Red and Green were laughing*

TCO: "Did you 2 do this"

Red: "No it's just the songs funny"

Green: "Yep" *Green giggles* 

Blue: "Uhh what the fuck"

Yellow: "NUH UH THATS A NO NO WORD!"

Blue: "Oh sorry"

*Blue sits down and eats grass* 

Purple: "I don't like this at all"

Victim: "The music is still playing"

Agent: "Turn it off!"

Primal: "I wanna rip off my ears!"

Victim: "Ahhhhhh!"

TDL: "HE'S BOUNCING OF MY BOOTY CHEEKS, I LOVE THE WAY HE RIDE!"

Ballista: "I CAN HARDLY BREATHE WHEN HES PUMPING DEEP INSIDE!"

TSC: "I KISS HIM ON HIS NECK AND THEN HE KISSES ON MY BUSSY"

TDL, Ballista, & TSC: "CALL HIM DADDY WHILE I HOLLER MAN THAT BOY SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING!"

Yellow: "TSC I expect this behavior from Ballista and TDL but, YOU!? I never thought you would...."

*Green & Red laugh*

TCO: "You two did this I knew it"

Green: "Yes and its so funny" *Green was still laughing*

Red: "It was" *Red is also still laughing*

TDL: "Lmao, this is my favorite song"

TCO: "I hate you"

TDL: "Love you too :3"

TCO: "Whatever"

Blue: "Wait who took all my netherwart!"

Green: "Don't know, all I did was make a fire"

Blue: "HOLY SH-

Yellow: "Nuh uh"

Blue: "HOLY SHART! IS THAT MY NETHER WARTS ON FIRE!"

Green: *smirks* "Oops I think my hand slipped and they lit on fire"

BLUE: "OMG YOU BATCH!"

Victim: "WHY IS THE MUSIC STILL ON!"

Victim: "AUAGHSUEGSBSYAUAJEJSIAHUAHAUAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHUEUEIEHSUZJZKSOW!"

Primal: "Uh maybe we should turn off the music"

Purple: "I think he's fine"

Victim: "ASKKAKAKSJAKKAKSKSKAKAKSKAKKAKSSKAKKAKSKAKAKSAKKSKAKASKKAKAKSKAK"

Purple: "Turn the music off"

*The music turns off (also if you did put the song at the top on you can turn it off if you want)*

Agent: "You okay?"

Victim: "NO!"

*Victim starts throwing a tantrum*

Hazard: "Wait I got this"

*Hazard takes out a book called how to take care of annoying ass children*

Hazard: "it say's throw mac&cheese at them"

*Hazard throws Mac&cheese at Victim*

Victim: "You bitch!"

*Victim eats the Mac&cheese anyways*

Victim: "Yummy"

*Everyone gasps*

Hazard: "oh it actually worked"

Purple: "What so it wasn't supposed to work but it did"

Hazard: "Well I did it"

Hazard: "Yay"

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Today I ate Mac&cheese it was creamy and thick😈

You know what else is creamy and thick c-

lol sorry I been up since 1 something in the morning and now my mind doesn't work good





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