As soon as Han closed the door to their room, he received a phone call from Felix. He talked to him as he made his way out of the building.
"About damn time you picked up!" Felix yelled at him.
"I was sleeping!" Jisung yelled back. "You can't tell me you didn't sleep in with all the beer last night."
"How would you know? We lost track of you. Where are you anyway? We thought you end up knocked out in one of the rooms here, but we couldn't find you."
"I'm leaving . . . " He looked back at the title of the building over the door frame he was just leaving. "Willington Apartments?"
"Wil— Why the fuck are you over there?"
"I, uh, spent the night."
Silence.
"Did you get dick?"
"I mean—"
"Fucking hell, I didn't know that!" The sound of Felix's voice changed as he turned away from the phone speaker and yelled to someone else in the room. "Jisung got dicked down last night!"
"Fucking slutty whore!" someone else shouted. Jisung's guess was Seungmin.
Suddenly a voice WAY too close to the speaker asked, "Was it good?" Chan.
"Guys, I was not the receiver of the dick. I was the— whatever the fuck its called. Giver?" Jisung paused his walking as he realized he had no idea where he was going.
"The Dick of the All Mighty Giver. Giver of Dick. All Powerful—"
"Shut the fuck up, Chan," Jisung said.
Chan giggled.
"Well you can tell us all about the first college fuck you had when you come over to my dorm," Felix continued.
"Felix, I don't know where your dorm is from here."
"You know where the house we were at last night is, though, right?"
"No."
Another second of silence.
"How the fuck do you not know where the house is?"
"Well, I don't know, Felix. Maybe because it was dark, and I was drunk, and all I could think about was the beautiful man with beautiful smile leading me blindly to his bed."
"Just THINK. There has to be something you remember."
"Felix, I have the memory of a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts for the winter," Jisung emphasized.
"It's a good thing your nuts are attached then," Seungmin piped up.
"SEUNGMIN!"
"I can help you get here," Chan said, sounding like he took the phone from Felix.
"Thank you! I'm face away from the building with my back to the doors . . . well basically. I'm like, I think 20 feet or so from the doors."
It took some work and much longer than it should have, but they did eventually get Jisung to the right building and inside. He ended up at the familiar door with music coming from it. Before he even knocked, it opened.
"Jiji!" Felix greeted him with a hug. "Now hurry up and tell us about your dick game."
"Hold on, I literally haven't had breakfast yet and with all that walking, I am STARVING. Give me your food."
"It's like 2pm," Seungmin commented as he took a bite out of his pizza.
"Pizza!?" Jisung snagged the piece from Seungmin's mouth.
"You little twink," he muttered through his full mouth.
"Go fuck yourself," Jisung retorted and took a huge bite just to chew reallyyyyyy slowwwww.
He sat down on the couch and the other three sat around him and waited patiently to hear about last night.
After a minimum of five minutes of Jisung chewing and the rest just staring at him, He finally told them about it.
"Turns out he's Minho's fucking roommate," Jisung was saying.
"No wonder why I've heard of him before," Seungmin muttered.
"So did you get his number?" Felix asked.
"Minho's?" Jisung askd
"No you fuckhead, Hongjoong's!"
"Ohhhhhh. No."
"Why not? Sounds like it was a great time," Chan asked.
"It was, but we made a promise that we would leave it at a one night stand."
"Why?" Seungmin asked.
"I've had a lot of experience just sleeping with someone and I end up with feelings, but they don't, so I have since made a rule for myself. One night stands only unless we mutually want to be an actual couple before hand. I only have sex with my boyfriends more than once. Nobody else."
"That's actually a great boundary to have and to keep with it," Chan admired.
"Thanks."
"A little off topic, but tomorrow we're going to the mall. Wanna come?" Felix changed the subject.
"Sure," Jisung shrugged.
Who doesn't have a great time at the mall?
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Rich and a B*tch
Fanfiction(UNEDITED VERY ROUGH DRAFT) Jisung was lucky enough to be granted a gap year by his parents who paid for his entire trip around Europe, Asia, and North America. Now he was going into his first year of college at Franklin Evergreen Private College, t...
