𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒

𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓖𝓮𝓽 𝓨𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓷

I HOPE YOU GUYS LAUGH AT THIS!!

CLOVE'S POV

—

As I walk into with my friends, Glimmer, Katniss, Finch, Johanna, and Annie, I hear the beginning beat to a familiar song.

YOUUUUU!!!

My jaw nearly drops to the floor when I finally find the source of the sound. There is a speaker on one side of the cafeteria, and in the middle, Marvel, Peeta, Thresh, Finnick, and Cato. Finnick and Peeta are on two sides of Cato in the front, and behind them is Thresh and Marvel. Of course, Cato is in the dead middle.

They're standing around, waiting for something for a while.

Then, the beat drops.

They start dancing. Lord, please help.

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY DOING THE SOULJA BOY DANCE RIGHT NOW??!!

I drop my lunch box in shock.

WAS THIS PLANNED??!! It had to have been. THEY KNOW ALL THE MOVES??!!

"WATCH ME CRANK IT, WATCH ME ROLL!!" Fuck. How does Cato know all the lyrics?!

"WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!!" They shout together.

"THEN SUPERMAN THAT- OOHHHHH!!"

I face palm.

"NOW WATCH ME (YUU), CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!! NOW WATCH ME (YUU), CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!!"

I can hear Johanna nudge Katniss. "That's your man, right?"

"Shit. Ummm, that's yours right there, right Annie?" She avoids the question.

"Umm...mhm," she nods. "And isn't that your boyfriend right there, Finch?"

"Sadly, yes. But isn't yours over there, Glimmer?"

"Yes. But I'm not really surprised."

"You and me both," Annie mutters.

"But, Clove..." Glimmer turns to me, smirking. Fuck. "Isn't that your man? Right in the middle? Leading the dance?"

"Shut the fuck up." I slap her arm, and she just smirks more.

"NOW WATCH ME (YUU), CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!! NOW WATCH ME (YUU), CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!!"

We all stand there, shocked and traumatized by our boyfriends being absolute idiots as they continue.

"NOW WATCH!! SOULJA BOY OFF IN IT, OH!!WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL!!" And they're dancing. They're fucking dancing.

"COME GET YO MAN, CLOVE!!!" Somebody shouts from the crowd. I sigh and shake my head.

Eventually they stop doing the Soulja boy dance and start doing other stupid shit, like the cabbage patch. God, if I didn't love Cato so much, we'd be done.

—

When the song ends, people are whooping and cheering, including Johanna. She's the loudest of them all.

Cato smirks and runs up to me. "You like it?"

"It was... something," I say, eyes wide with terror.

"Your man just led that entire thing," Johanna smirks.

"Shut up!" I slap her arm and she backs off. "You guys looked stupid as hell," I tell Cato.

"That's the point, darling," he winks. I roll my eyes and pull him down my the collar, smashing his lips onto mine. He wraps his arms around my waist and pulls me closer as I use my left hand to play with his hair.

He picks me up and I wrap my legs around his waist, as he still keeps his arms around my own waist.

"Guess she got her man," I hear Glimmer laugh with Katniss and Johanna as they walk off. I'd yell at them, but I don't care.

—

Come get yo man Clove