Let's Get Crazy | Male Reader X Lydia Deetz

Juice 1

Adam: That's a big fella! Whoa!

[He walks over to a window and gently throws it. A woman comes in to see him.]

Barbara: Looks great.

Adam: Thank you.

Barbara: Happy vacation, honey. (hands him a gift)

Adam: (opens the gift) Manchurian tung oil. Where did you get this?

Barbara: Helen got it for me in Oslo.

Adam: Well, there's enough to do the whole table.

[The man then gives her a gift.]

Barbara: Wonder what this could be. (opens the gift) Oh, honey, you got it. Thank you. (hugs him)

Adam: Enough to do the entire guest room.

Barbara: So clever we're spending our vacation at home. I'm gonna get started right away.

Adam: Hey, where are you going?

[The phone rings.]

Barbara: I'll get it.

Adam: Be my guest.

[A car honks outside the house.]

Barbara: (looks out the window) Jane.

Adam: It's your turn, honey.

[They both went downstairs, and Barbara answered the door.]

Jane: Hi, Barbara.

Barbara: Hi.

Jane: I'm glad I caught you. I heard you were on a vacation.

Barbara: That's right, Jane. A complete vacation.

Jane: Today, I'm $260,000!

Barbara: It's 6:45 in the morning.

Jane: This offer is real. From a man in New York City who only sell photograph.

Barbara: Jane, don't send people photos of our house.

Jane: We'll have to bring the wife and family for some peace.

Barbara: That's what we're looking for.

Jane: But Barbara, this house is too big for you. It really had to be a couple or a family. Oh, pumpkin, I didn't mean it. I mean this house is too big.

Barbara: I'll see you in a few weeks. Okay?

Jane: Okay.

[Adam plays some salsa music when he spots Jane by the window.]

Jane: I was just telling Barbara the offer about this house.

Adam: No, Jane.

[He closes the window and turns off the music.]

Adam: Barbara, come with me down to the store.

Barbara: What for?

Adam: I need a new brush for this towel oil and I want to get it parked for the model.

Barbara: Or you could just run in, okay?

[The couple get into the car and drive off to town.]

Adam: Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Barbara: Jane says we should sell the house to a family.

Adam: Well, I don't think it's any of Jane's business. Besides, you could try again on this vacation.

Barbara: Really? What are you saying?

[They drive across the bridge and into town.]

Adam: How ya doin', Ernie?