Post-a-ma-bob

February 27, 2013

i apologize in advance for the overuse of swear words in this. i was pissed.

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CAN I GET A DAMN BREAK?! Freaking Sally. NEVER TELL THAT FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE ANYTHING. EVER.

Yup, y'all are probably looking to call the SWAT team knock me out. Explanation time? I guess so.

So a little while back (I dunno, a week or two ago?) I told Sally about Person. That I KINDA like him, that's it. ALL I said. Now what did the bitch do? She told Becky, Hailey and Marvette. Three people I specifically did NOT want to know. Why? As close as I am with Becky and Hailey, they make shit obvious. Marvette is another story, I'll explain that whole issue later. Focus back on Becky and Hailey.

In all honesty, Hailey can get a bit...annoying. Sure, everybody does, but she acts like a 9-year-old sometimes. Actually a lot of times. Most of the time. What's annoying about 9-year-olds? They DON'T SHUT UP. And when they know who someone likes, they DON'T SHUT UP. You can understand my problem now, right?

I'm not as worried about Becky. I'm closer to him than I am to Hailey. Becky is pretty close to person though. And he used to like him. He won't tell, but he's also obvious. I dunno, hard to explain.

Now, for Marvette. She's the one I met on the first day of school.

I just. Ugh, where do I even start? She's another one that doesn't know when to stop, like really, have a few limits, okay? Then she randomly told us she's bi a couple weeks back. I don't care, but she's been getting too touchy. Always trying to hug me or Alexis, or lean on one of us; we seriously had to agree on saying bopalopashamalamadingdong when she's getting on our nerves.

Then I walk around the grass with Alexis during lunch when we're all together and we talk about Brownie, Person, and Marvette. We just sorta rant to each other about whatever we need to. Obviously we can't do that with a lot of people around; I'm the only one in our group who knows about Brownie, and her, Annie and Renee were the only ones who knew about Person; there was a reason for that. I DON'T want him to know. But y'know, there goes that plan. Marvette'll tell the guys in her class (might I add, who are friends with him) just for attention.

And then she has 5 boyfriends. I'm not even kidding or exaggerating. One's in Norway, another's in Alabama, and God knows where the other 3 are at. No, it isn't really my business, but she decides to start every conversation with, "Well, my boyfriends are pissed at me because I didn't text them." Well, if they ALWAYS get mad at you, try breaking up with 4 of 'em maybe. That's so rude, she's like "yeah, I don't even care about them, it's just a title. My mom wanted me to date them." And? I don't care; sure we're friends, but I'm effing tired of hearing the same exact thing every damn morning. Pisses me off.

Okay, I need to stop. I just realized I wrote 3 freaking paragraphs on how much she annoys me. Good. Night.