Post-a-ma-bob

May 6, 2013

I hate the week before TOM. I become the most cliché person that ever lived.

So Duke sits in front of Becky in math now, and Becky is next to me. Anyways, we had a sub so they just gave us these problems to "work on"; meaning we talked and only did about two problems in the whole hour. At one point, Duke turned around, looked at me, then Becky said something and he smiled. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but he has a freaking amazing smile and eyes (ugh, see? Cliché to the max) so when he turned around; my stomach was all like- BOOM! Butterfly attack!

THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, so me being me, I was blushing like crazy. Come on already, I thought I was over this. Guess not. Ugh.

He's just too effing cute sometimes.

And Josh too. Me and Alexis were talking to Renee during lunch when Josh and his friends came to ask Renee's friend something, Josh was seriously just NEXT TO ME and I was starting to blush. I thought I was over this too! But I get he feeling he likes Renee's friend (who doesn't like me by the way, call her Anne.) because he was just...looking at her. I can't explain it. WHYYY DO I EVEN CARE? It sucks even more because Anne and her sister (who DOES like me) are really close with Duke. Or were, I don't know what the deal with that is.

Then I told this guy in art to zip his fly for the 76443892 time, and he told me about the issue of there being too much pressure on his...yeah. Ew.

And OHHH MY GOSH (sorry, really long update) the freaking ass wipe of a music teacher LOCKED Alexis IN THE BATHROOM. Why? She didn't ask. The bathroom is connected to the damn room, but he's got his head to far up his ass to have let her explain that she was nauseous and didn't have time to ask. Now Alexis is claustrophobic, and he didn't wanna let her out for about 10 minutes. He's a freaking phsyco. So Alexis went to our ever-so-caring dean (do note the sarcasm) and told him. What did the head moron do? Gave her a form.

I'm not even gonna start on that topic.