Knuckles(2024) Various x Sister Oc

The Shabbat Dinner

Wade, Stormi and Knuckles are standing outside in a nice suburban neighborhood. They stood on the porch of a house.

"You guys, stay hidden until I give you guys the signal." Wade says.

"Why?" Knuckles asked.

"Cause I think you're gonna freak people out." Wade says.

"I guess you're right." Stormi says, before she and Knuckles hid near a tall potted plant. Wade rings the doorbell. A woman opens the door and gasps as she sees him.

"Hi, Mom. I'm home." Wade says with a smile. His mom chuckles. "Wade, my little hamentashen!"

She pulled him into a hug and kissed his cheeks.

"How long has it been? Well, I can tell you exactly how long it's been. Two years, three months, and 13 days. Not that I'm marking my calendar."

She and Wade laughed.

"Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom, it's good to be home. I-I do have something to..." He stops as a girl, wearing an fbi uniform and sunglasses walked up to the door and took off her sunglasses.

"'Sup, Wade?" She says with attitude. Wade gives her a look. "'Sup, Wanda?"

"I gotta tell you. If you're back here because you lost your squad car again, you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo, mm, don't bother." Wanda says. "Volvo is too much car for you anyways."

"Wanda..." Their mom says.

"Maybe you should stick to embarrassing yourself on the little baby scooter you've been taking on duty instead." Wanda says.

"Wanda!"

"Know what's embarrassing?" Wade asked.

"What?" Wanda asked.

"You wearing a windbreaker inside. There's no wind in here. That's insane!"

"Oh, Wade.." Their mom says, starting to get tired of the siblings bickering.

"I bet my whole life is insane to a local cop like you, 'cause l'm out there breaking cases, dude. I'm going undercover! I'm working for the FBI!" Wanda taunts.

"What is that? Why do you say it like that?" Wade asked.

"That's how everybody in the FBI says it." Wanda says.

"Then they should reprint the jackets." Wade snarks.

"That would be so dumb, Wade." Wanda says.

"Why are you here?" Wade asked before turning to his mom. "Why is she here?"

Before his mom could answer, Wanda speaks up.

"Yo! I'm here protecting the SODOTOTUS."

Wade laughed. "Okay..."

"That's the Secretary of the Department of Transportation for the United States." Wanda explains, making Wade roll his eyes.

"He's rolling in, and I'm working his 'cade. That means motorcade. That's what we call it in the FBI because it saves valuable seconds so we can save more lives."

"Mm-hmm." Wade says.

"Are we done here?" Their mom asked. The two nod. Wade speaks up.  "Mom, I need to tell you something. I, uh, brought someone here."

"Oh. Friend?" His mom says, excitedly.

"Yes...oh, well—" Wade says.

"A girlfriend?" His mom questions.

"Um..no. And There's two of them." Wade says.

"Are they Jewish?" Wanda asked making Wade laugh awkwardly. He turned to see Knuckles and Stormi walking out of behind the potted plant and in front of the door.