[The Volturi Imagine Book Two]

Jane Volturi x Reader / I hate when you learn new words

It started so random. You and this new word you had learned of from tiktok.

One day Jane was on duty, stationed next to Caius when you came in to report an incident with one of the cooks.

Having been working for the Volturi for the last three years, and engaged to their prized guard Jane. You gained a great status and was head over kitchen staff.

You also made sure the receptionist wouldn't be killed off for little minor mistakes. Always checking her forms, and correcting anything she messed up on.

   "My dear. We heard some bickering. What has happened?" Aro addressed you first, watching as you looked over to your fiancé and looked down before turning your attention to him.

  "The cook you hired, "Chef Bryan" as he calls himself. Is no more a chef than I am a turtle." You deadpanned, looking at Aro as if he made a grave mistake.

Tilting his head, Aro hummed. "What is the issue you are reporting?"

   "The lady to whom is mated to your guard Santiago, Jennifer? I believe. Has made it known to my staff that she is allergic to wheat, eggs, and soy." You explain the root of the issue, gaining the guards attention. "I prepare the menu for each important human guest we have. I look over it, and separate her food from all the others and everyone knows that the separate menu with her name on it, means she is to be handled with care and a separate meal made for her. Based on the menu." You add. Waiting for Aro to catch up.

Nodding, he places his hands in his lap. "I see. May I be so bold to assume he did not follow your instructions."

Smiling, you leaned forward. "Yes. Causing our dear friend to have an allergic reaction. Master Aro, I shouldn't have to check the meals before they head out. I have not dealt with this from any others in my kitchen."

  "I understand, dear (y/n) What would you have me do?" He asked, smiling at your care for the position you had.

  "I would like this so called chef removed from my kitchen. Placed anywhere but. I could care less."

  "I will have that taken care of for you." Aro muses, watching you sigh in relief. "How is Jennifer," he adds, noting the tensed appearance of his guard.

Nodding you look to Santiago. "She is fine. I was with her when she began to have a reaction. Luckily we had her epiPen on hand. I will be needing to order a new one from the pharmacy, if that is alright with you Master Aro?"

   "Of course. Order her whatever she'll need to make sure she's ok."

  "Thank you master." You bowed, smiling at your victory. You were so happy that you were able to get the situation taken care of you looked over at your fiancée.

  "See how I handled that? Very mindful. See how I didn't come storming in here in a rage? Very cutesy. Very demure." You tell her, walking over to kiss her.

Rolling her eyes Jane groaned. "I pray this isn't another one of your new phrases, love." She said, watching you wink and walk away.

—time skip—

   "Oh your grace, you look stunning. The way you walk is very demure, very cutesy." You snapped, walking out the room leaving Queen Sulipica confused with your phrasing.

—-time skip—

   "Aro my guy! The way you handled that trial" You begin, putting your hands to your lips to blow a kiss. "Very demure"

—Time Skip—
  "Pain" Jane says, causing the lower guard to fall to his knees in agony.

Shaking your head with a look of disapproval. "Not very demure of you, Jane."

Her attention left the guard, releasing him from her gift. He rushed off before she could focus on him again.

She looked at you with annoyance. "What?"

  "The way you handled that situation?" You questioned. "Not thoughtful"

   "How in the hell is it not thoughtful? What does that mean (name)?!" She demanded.

   "It means that was not demure of you Jane!"

  "Oh for Christ sake!"

She began storming off, leaving you behind.

   "Nor was that cutesy!"

  "I hate when you learn new words!"