"My next project will have a similar vibe to playing Grime Music in Cockaigne, the rhymes will be as zany as people with lime tunics 'n' no names and they'll be fragrantly scented with thyme, tulips 'n' propane ugh!...."
Welcome to Cockaigne, the ar...
Yo, I'm a private eye, hired to pry who almost got shot by this bad guy who makes fun of people who die in plane crashes and you already know I'm not about to let that fly! So I've got to catch him, bring him to justice and ask him why
He's probably out somewhere raping some slut or sticking a gerbil up his butt, I was approached by a bloke with both of his wrist cut, he said "Shady's laserdisc made me take a razor to my wrist" Shady! I intervened rather abrupt, that's the name of that no good mutt! Then I noticed a lady on a nearby driveway covered in soot
Her fella laid dead with some shrapnel in his Adam's apple she said "Shady said Hi, Renée I was just about to toss a live grenade In your driveway and drive away" why any man would do that is enough to baffle the mind of any man who would give thoughts like those a grapple
Saw a lady across the street talking to plants, I spoke to her and she said "My name's Susan and I like walking in pants" she's clearly out of her mind, I assumed Shady was behind this, it seems like his idea of bants
Just then I met this other lady who looked to be a crack fiend, she said "The name's Maxine, wanna good time? My acts clean but Shady says I need a vaccine..." I shut her down like a computer fading to a black screen
Looked over at another guy who had an arched back, told me he was known as "Zack the ecstasy maniac" I told him I was looking for Shady, but he thought I was wack, what's up with these people!? Brains are something they severely lack
Spotted a man hobbling around he said "Hi my name's Greg and I just used a funnel to down a whole keg" I asked what happened to his prosthetic leg, he said "oh Shady snatched it off me and beat me over the head with the peg" the back of his skull was cracked like an egg but he was so drunk he didn't notice so I started to beg
"Go to the hospital, oh and take Maxine, Zack and Sue with you!" It was time to review the information of Shady's whereabouts that I knew... argh poo... where's he located? None of these people gave any clues... oh well, guess I'll just have to try again in part two...
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