Naive BWWM (Completed)

Ch 12: My Life Is A Telenovela

Can somebody tell me why I let four of the fiercest men in New York City convince me to meet them at an adult shop for a 'sexover'? Lord, what did I get myself into?

I arrive on time, 8pm sharp. There is one problem though...Farrah and Glenys are with me. I knew this was a bad idea from the get go, but they insisted that they meet my new friends. I said we could do lunch tomorrow, but they said tonight. Help?

We walk in and the guys are all there talking animatedly amongst themselves. They look up and hug me, I introduce them to Glenys and Farrah. So far, everything seems to be going well; No, inappropriate comments, no gyrating, no bedroom stories...just plain old meeting and greeting. Okay....I can do this.

"OOOh GIRL LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT! Farrah grabs Mike and runs to 'the wall'.

I guess I spoke too soon. Why is she waving it around like that? Mike stand up. And now she's spanking him with it. And now they're 'sword' fighting. Lord, why me? Everyone is watching the Farrah and Mike show. Maybe I can slip out while they're all distracted. I slowly walk backward toward the exit. I'm about 5ft away when someone comes through the doors, making that stupid bell ding; blowing my whole exit strategy.

"Hun? What are you doing way over there?" Evan comes and loops his arm through mine leading me back to the Ringling Bros. Mike and Farrah Show.

"OOOH, this tastes like cupcakes. Rey you should try this." Glenys pulls me away from Evan toward Nate, who is surrounded by flavored massage oils. "I'm definitely getting me some of these."

"Try the butterscotch! I'm pretty sure Andrew will like it." Mike winks, while balancing Farrah on his shoulders.

What are you two doing?

As if reading my mind, Farrah yells out "What? I have every color, but purple. Ooh and it has 10 settings."

"Who's Andrew?" Glenys says licking mocha latte oil off of Nate's arm.

Nate I'd be careful, you don't know where her tongue has been.

The guys all look at each other with smiles. All at once they pounce on Glenys.

"Okay so Sunday, we went out to eat and the waiter, Andrew, was flirting with her the entire time." Nate starts.

"Aye, Ladies! That man is delicious. Sun kissed skin, square jaw, and that ass...oooh!" Mike shivers.

"And his voice, OMG! It's like warm maple syrup on hot crispy buttered Belgian waffles." Tom licks his lips.

He is always hungry.

"OOH! And that body..." Evan starts.

"YAAAAS!!" The guys say in unison.

"So, what happened?" Farrah looks at me with a smirk.

"He said once the divorce is finalized...to call him." I blush thinking of his warm smile.

"Was that a blush?!" Mike yells loud enough for the entire continent to hear.

I cover my face in embarrassment. "...Mike..."

"What?" He smiles at me before nudging my shoulder. "Chellys got a boy toy!! Chellys got a boy toy!!"

Soon enough all of them have joined in.

Jesus, can you rapture us up now?

"Aww come on...Ooh did she tell you about her Italian beaus gorgeous Gianni and masterpiece Matteo?" Tom wiggles his eyebrows.

"Oh yes, they drop her off at work every day." Glenys nods with wide eyes.

"Chase was not happy, but he understood. Four men, and she's still doesn't get it." Farrah shakes her head.