Chapter 6: Double Doomsday

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Sonic and Amy were both waiting in line at the Meh burger. "Man I'm starving. Next exit: Munchie town. Population: Us." Sonic was just about to move up to order, but Eggman came out of nowhere and ran and stood in front of Sonic. "Hey, no curtsies! I was here first."

"No way Egghead. We've been waiting." Sonic complains. "I believe the gentleman with the luxuriant moustache was here first." The cash register guy says. "What? Are you serious?" Sonic continues to complain. "Sonic let's not make a scene." Amy says. "That's how you do it! score one for Eggman." Eggman celebrates by dancing. "Just gotta flash the 'stashe."

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A little while later Sonic and Amy were both waiting for their food and while Eggman was enjoying his. "Mm, that's good. How's yours over there...Oh right yours isn't ready yet. Should've been faster Sonic. Ha-ha" The Cash register guy then walks over to Sonic and Amy's table. "Ok, here we are, two Meh burgers with extra pickles." He then places the tray down making the burger top fall off and Sonic can see that his has extra pickles. "I said no pickles." Sonic complains again. "Oh, this is just the best day ever." Just as Eggman was about to take a bite he hears someone clear their throat next to him. "Hi I'm Dave. Big fan of yours sir. I have studied all your attacks. The Bee-Bot Gambit, the Lair Gambit, the Gambit Gambit" The guy from the cash register says. "Ah, yes. That one was doubly risky. I like the cut of your jib. How would you like to be my unpaid intern?" Eggman asked

"It'll be an honour to work with you without pay." Dave says. "Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?" Eggman asked.

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Later that day Eggman took Dave to his lair. "Wow, I'm really here. Where do I start?" Dave asked, "Although you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do." Eggman says then he grabs out a mob from behind his back. "Mob the bathroom."

"Mob the bathroom? Wow! Back at Meh burger I'd have to be the manager to do that." Dave then salutes and runs off. "You two could learn a thing or two from this kid." Eggman says the Orbot and Cubot.

While Dave was taking out the trash Orbot and Cubot were watching from behind a wall. "This new intern worries my circuits. I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison." Orbot says. "Yeah, and he is making us look bad too. He does more sucking up then my cousin Suzanne, and she's a vacuum." Cubot says, but little did they know is that Dave was hiding and listening into their conversation making him mad.

Later Orbot was looking around for Cubot. "Cubot? Cubot? Cubot where are you?" Orbot then goes down a hallway and then he stops and notices a door opened enough for Orbot to duck under. "Cubot, are you there?" Cubot turns on his flashlight eyes when suddenly a drop of oil fell onto his head, so he looks up and he sees an attic door with oil squeezing out of it with a rope attach to it. Orbot pulls the rope and Cubot's parts fell down and when Orbot saw Cubot's head he screams.

Meanwhile Eggman was sitting down on his couch and Dave was cleaning the lab tables. "I could build a robot to do this, but there's something about unpaid labour that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside." As Dave was cleaning under the table, he saw a wheel of a machine, so he stood up and saw a massive machine. "What's this?" Dave asked. "Oh it's just my old doomsday device." Eggman says

Dave walks around it to face it from the front. "It's magnificent. I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds." Eggman sits and chuckles. "Well, maybe not a hundred, but if I connect that power supply....one definitely."

Suddenly Orbot came in carrying Cubot's parts. "Dr Eggman! Sir! Its Cubot. He's been disassembled" Eggman sits up from the couch looking angry. "[groan] I don't have time for you two. Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protege?" Eggman complains. "So where were we? Ah, yes, you were praising me. You were leaving." Orbot then gets angry but leaves anyways.

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