Chapter 9: It wasn't me it was the One- Armed hedgehog

13 0 0
                                    

Eggman was in his evil lair cleaning all of his weapons while singing "♪Pretty, pretty, pretty. My toys, so full of evil. It warms my stony hard to think, of the bad that we'll achieve'll! You're much more fun, oh, so much fun, because I am your creator. From tiny robot pickpockets to my particle...♪ Accelerator" Eggman stops singing once he notices that his particle accelerator is gone. "My particle Accelerator! [screams] My birds! [screams]"

Eggman then calls the police to come and investigate on where his particle Accelerator has gone. "So, Dr Eggman does this Particle Accelerator have any distinguishing features that will help us identify it?" The police men asked. "Let's see...It has a small scratch on the left side, so there's that. And also...It's a Particle Accelerator! You got a lot of those roaming around the streets of your village? Hmm genius." Eggman asked. "I'm sorry. I'm just so upset."

Sonic and Stella were sitting on Eggman's couch and Sonic was eating a chili dog while watching. "I've never seen Eggman like this. I kind of like it!" Sonic says. "I know right."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Meanwhile Orbot and Cubot were both giving a tour of Eggman's evil lair. "And this is Dr Eggman's Think-ubator, the room where he 'hatches' his brilliant ideas. Get it." Everyone just stares at Orbot in silence. "Pearls before swine. And it is form here that Dr Eggman's Particle Accelerator was stolen." Everyone gasps. "Not his particle Accelerator! I was hoping to get a picture with it. This tour bites." A bull says.

"Its about yay big. It was made of polish titanium. It has accelerator particles. Am I leaving anything out?" Eggman explains. Sonic then takes a slurp of his smoothie. "Someone wants to remind me why we're here." Stella asked.

"Because you both stole it!" Eggman say. The tourist then all gasps. "Okay you have finally lost it Eggman." Stella says leaning forward. "If it wasn't you, then why is my lair littered with chili dog scrapes and oil spils?" Eggman asked. The tourist then all gasps. "I dunno." Sonic says eating the last of his chili dog and throwing the crumbs away. The tourist then all gasps. "And look at these footprints." The officer came over and placed Sonic's foot onto the normal footprint Sonic's foot fits perfectly. The tourist then all gasps.

"Would please stop gasping dramatically." Stella says standing up. The tourist then all gasps. "Seriously I'm the hero. He's the villain." Sonic says. "Ahem" Stella looks at Sonic. "I mean we are the heroes. I mean, he has an evil lair! He has mindless henchmen! No offence" Sonic apologies towards Orbot and Cubot. "No, I think you're onto something."

"Yeah, Sonic is right. You would rather believe a guy who threatens your life nearly every day over the two people who saves everyone life every single time Eggman attacks." Stella says. "Sorry, Dr Eggman. I'd love to close this case, but before I can arrest Sonic. I'm gonna need more. Like, uh, if this was part of a pattern."

"Or why either of us need a Particle Accelerator." Stella says Then another officer walks in with a box. "Sarge, where shall I put this crate of recent photos of crimes scenes where partially eaten chili dogs, oil spils, and Sonic shaped footprints were found?" The tourist then all gasps. "That'll do it. Sonic T Hedgehog under arrest and Stella the robot. You have the right to remain silent." The tourist then all gasps and Eggman chuckles evilly. "That's not even my middle or last name."

"You leave us no choice. We'll both find out the real thief and clear our names. Know why? Hero-es!" Sonic then runs off why Stella flies after him. "So, uh, who want to see the rumpus room?" Orbot asked. The tourist then all gasps.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the mayor's house there was a massive group of people complaining about 'Sonic' stealing their stuff. "I demand action! Sonic stole my walking stick!" and old wolf man says. "And my Jewlery!" A female walrus says. "He stole my keys and hide them in my sofa cushion! Ok, I lost my keys and found them three days later in the cushion. But we should get him anyways!" A guy says (idk what animal he is) "We should form a posse."

Sonic Boom X Fem Disassembly Drone Season 1Where stories live. Discover now