REMEMBER ME ---- BOOK I / Heroes of Olympus / Leo Valdez Fanfiction

hera is a bitch, sing along, we follow dylan, and amnesiacs see tartarus

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HERA IS STUPID FUCKER. He hoped that she wouldn't go complain to his father.

Hera, in short appeared in his dreams when he was about to become a real tasty delicacy(he didn't know what delicacy, but he was sure it would taste good, because, well, it was him.) and told that she was kidnapped like a lil kid who is tempted to eat a candy, and BOOM now their parents have to pay a million dollars. The only difference, it wasn't parents, and in no way would they give money to a giant. Fuck you man, Jason thought, you could plan a whole assault and get away cause of your huge arsehole. That's when Jason was getting teased and suddenly the neurons in his brain sparked(pun intended)

His eyes snapped open. "Cyclops!"

"Whoa, sleepyhead." Piper sat behind him on the bronze dragon, holding his waist to keep him balanced. Leo sat in front, driving. They flew peacefully through the winter sky as if nothing had happened.

"Not a Cyclops boy," Penelope said in a deep voice. "a mama bitch and her two slutty sons."

"That was not very nice." Leo scolded.

"So are you not getting a steak right now. We don't always get what we want, now ain't I right?!" Penelope said, her arms flying around as Piper scolded the duo.

"D-Detroit," Jason stammered. "Didn't we crash-land? I thought—"

"It's okay," Leo said. "We got away, but you got a nasty concussion. How you feeling?"

Jason's head throbbed. He remembered the factory, then walking down the catwalk, then a creature looming over him—a face with one eye, a massive fist—and everything went black.

"How did you—the Cyclops—"

"Leo ripped them apart," Piper said. "He was amazing. He can summon fire—"

"It was nothing," Leo said quickly.

Penelope cackled. "Shut up, Valdez. Pipes, tell him. Get over it!"

"Oh please mi vida." Leo said. "Your bows are like the avengers, keep changing."

Penelope quickly slapped Leo on his back and asked Piper to say.

And she did—how Leo single-handedly defeated the Cyclopes family; how they freed Jason, then noticed the Cyclopes starting to re-form; how Leo had replaced the dragon's wiring and gotten them back in the air just as they'd started to hear the Cyclopes roaring for vengeance inside the factory. She also added Penelope's new-found power, that Penelope tried to run down but Piper cut her through it.

Jason was impressed. Taking out three Cyclopes with nothing but a tool kit? Not bad. Just an arrow killing a Cyclops? Not bad either. Although Jason did have a slight feeling Penelope was much powerful, more than him, but she tried to mask it down.

 It didn't exactly scare him to hear how close he'd come to death, but it did make him feel horrible. He'd stepped right into an ambush and spent the whole fight knocked out while his friends fended for themselves. What kind of quest leader was he?

When Piper told him about the other kid the Cyclopes claimed to have eaten, the one in the purple shirt who spoke Latin, Jason felt like his head was going to explode. A son of Mercury ... Jason felt like he should know that kid, but the name was missing from his mind. Penelope told Jason that she then had a small memory return, about the son of Mercury. Jason then knew, that they had known each other way longer than they showed.

"I'm not alone, then," he said. "There are others like me."

"Bro no shit," Penelope snapped. "I've got matching tattoos, although you seemed hardcore enough to get 12 lines but I've got only seven. Above that, we both are amenesic-arses."