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chapter nine ( eternal sunshine with toilet paper!)
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MAYBE IT WAS the adrenaline kicking in but Kenny can't believe he was actually doing this—getting revenge on his bully, ADAM RUBEN'S.
Pulling up outside his enemy's home, Kenny switched off the ignition of the vehicle. "We're here—I can't believe I'm doing this, Flash!" He let out a few panicked breaths and the young boy sitting in his car patted him on the back to calm down his nerves. "That's Ruby's house. His name is Adam Ruben, but everyone calls him 'Ruby' and he's the biggest jerk in the planet! He has been tormenting me since freshman year-calling me 'jello', hits me at dodgeball and he put his pubic hair in my lunch today. He now wearing this black cast on his arm and claiming that it's broken so, he can get out of doing work Stupid bushy leprechaun freak!"
Levi blinked in silence.
Kenny turned to him. "I'm sorry about venting out to you, man. It's just—he's making my life ten times more miserable than it is. And they always say in school that, 'whenever you're being bullied, report it to a teacher' but news flash to you, kid: teachers don't do shit! But doing this prank might make Ruby to finally leave me alone! It's time for VENGEANCE!" He exclaimed but heard no response from the child. "You don't talk much, do you. . ." He asked and Levi shook his head.
Reaching for the piles of toilet paper that Kenny bought from the convenience store in the backseat of the car, they then exited out of the vehicle to carry out their great plan of vengeance.
"You're so smart for wearing that costume, cause if someone catches us doing this heinous crime, we'll be in deep trouble," Kenny told. "Well, I am cause they don't send minors to jail. . .I think."
With their faces lit up with mischievous grins as they surveyed Ruby's home. They had a roll of toilet paper in hand, ready to unleash their playful chaos.
In swift motion, they sent the first stream of white cascading through the air, laughter erupted from Kenny's mouth as they watched the streams clung to the trees and drawn over the front porch. The toilet paper spiraling around the mailbox and wrapping around the porch railing, transforming the home into a complete mess.
