BEHIND THESE DOORS

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Rush POV:

Me, Shadow, Glitch, and Ambush sat in the living room, as we always did, when I overheard footsteps in the hallway... great, the gays are back. "Hey, hey— Ambush!"

"What??" He turned over to me.

I snickered. "How do you tell two people are gay for each other?"

"Ugh... how??"

I pointed over to the hall. "They walk in holding hands."

The comedic timing was fucking amazing— because right then and there, Screech and Eyes walked in together, holding hands, which caused Ambush to let out a small chuckle. I almost burst out laughing. I turned over to watch them being all gay with each other like the zoo animals they were.

"I'm still real anxious..." Eyes would mutter to Screech, just loud enough for me to pick it up.

"Maybe I can make you feel better~" Screech was cut off slightly by Eyes putting a hand over his mouth.

"shHUSh...!!" He laughed— his face soon turning to disgust. "EWW—!? Did you just lick my hand?!"

Screech giggled a little and stuck out his tongue, which prompted Eyes to swat his mouth... God, I wanted that to be me and Halt— WHAT!? WHAT!? WHO SAID THAT!?!! Anyways... Screech gripped at Eyes' shirt as they walked back into their shared room, bickering and laughing to themselves.

"Fuckin' gay people... always ruining everything..." I muttered.

Timothy entered the room, jaw dropped. "Yo— did you just see that!?"

"Yeah?? So??" Ambush shrugged, "let them be happy."

"No— like," he sat down. "So— Giggle and Gloombat are dating, right? Screech likes Giggle, sent Eyes over to tell her that, was met with rejection, THEN Giggle and Gloombat started dating Hide, HIS SISTER—"

"Wait," I cut it, "how the fuck are all three of them dating??"

"Polycule, anyways— they started dating, assumably getting back at Screech like in a "we're gay, bitch, deal with it" kinda way, then they walk in like that!?  They're totally trying to get back at them, make the jealous or something."

"It just sounds like they both—" Shadow tried to speak, but I cut them off.

"BITCH. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Let's start a rumor."

Timothy did a little giggle, y'know, a little tee-hee. "What should it be?"

I began scheming.. "Ok— so, after Screech and Eyes hooked up, Screech got cold feet and didn't want to make it official, and Eyes got mad. Screech hooks up with Giggle to make Eyes jealous, as a power move or whatever— Gloombat gets mad, beats the shit out of Giggle—"

Ambush interrupted me. "Wait— where did the beating come from??"

"Out my ass, bitch. Anyways, Gloombat gets mad and beats the fuck out of Giggle, Giggle gets with Hide, Gloombat joins them because like why not, it's kinky? Eyes sees this, gets mad as fuck because it's his sister, tells Screech, they still hate each other, but begin fake dating to piss off Giggle. Boom, fuckin' thesis."

"What's a thesis??" Glitch narrowed his eyes.

"I dunno, it makes me sound smart. Timothy, you go tell Jack to tell Jeff who can tell Halt so that Halt can angrily rant to Seek, so Seek gets mad and blows up at everyone."

Ambush sighed. "Haven't we learned our lesson with rumors..?"

"Party pooper," Timothy rolled his eyes, getting up to go spread the rumor. But just as he rose to his feet... I noticed something. Grumble walking out of Seek's room. My jaw DROPPED.