Brassic (slow updates)

Episode one - P3

"I want reimbursing for this steak, Vin." Jim said as he held out a stick with a steak on the end. "That's Tesco's Finest, that is. None of your rump shite, that's sirloin." Jim told him annoyed as he tried to lead the lion into the shed.

"Just come the fuck on." Vinnie said to Jim as they followed the lion along the barriers they made.

"Here, lion, lion. Come on. Come on, lion. Come on." Cardi encouraged with a sing-song voice.

"Cardi." Lottie scolded him to be quiet.

"It's looking at me. Why's it looking at me?" JJ asked them from the other side of the barrier, scared as the lion looked his way.

"Maybe it fancies you." Dylan said to him.

"Maybe it's racist." Jim suggested.

"Shut up, dickhead! How can it be racist? They're from Africa!" JJ said over to Jim angrily.

"Just keep the fucking steak moving this way." Vinnie said from his place behind Jim.

"This is without doubt the stupidest thing you've involved me in." Dylan said to the group as Lottie shook her head annoyed at his comments, just wanting her bed.

"Think how happy Erin will be when she's managing that strip club." Vinnie said to him also annoyed at his comments.

"Co-assistant managing." Tommo corrected.

"Get to fucking hell with it!" Jim shouted as the lion stopped and roared at them, making everyone scream as they moved away from the barriers.

"I think I've wet myself." Cardi said petrified of the lion.

"Give me that thing." Lottie said annoyed at Jim, beginning to feel fed up with the lads, as she just wanted to sleep.

"What are you doing?" Vinnie asked worriedly when she took the steak from Jim and jumped the barrier.

They all shouted, scared for their favourite person as she lead the lion into the shed and locked the door behind it.

"There." Lottie said to them as she dusted her hands, "I'm off to bed." She told them before she walked off, leaving the lads in shock at what they just witnessed.

"What a woman." Tommo said as they watched her walk up to Jim's farmhouse.

"It's not living in there, Vinnie. If that thing keeps me awake roaring, I'm taking my rifle to it." Jim said to him once he got over his shock.

"All right I'll shift it." Vinnie told I'm still in disbelief at what Lottie did.

"Yeah, fucking tomorrow!" Jim shouted angrily to him.

"I will shift it tomorrow! Jesus Christ, Jimbo!" Vinnie shouted back to him. "You lot go and shift them fucking trucks before the police gets here." Vinnie told them before he walked off in the same direction as Lottie.

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Lottie was grabbing her coat and bag after finishing her shift at the pub when Vinnie phoned her.

"Hi sweetheart." Lottie greeted after she answered the phone.

"Sorry love. No time. Get to Jim's farm, quick. The lion's gone." Vinnie told her rushed, before he ended the call.

"Nothing's ever easy." Lottie said to herself as she made her way to Jim's farm.

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When she arrived at Jim's, she saw Cardi waiting for her holding a pitchfork.

"How did this happen?" She asked him as they began to walk to the hay field, where the others were.