Ranboo X Reader
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It was a quiet night in the Dream SMP, or at least it was supposed to be. You were sneaking around the community house, trying to find the secret stash of cookies that Tubbo had hidden. You had a partner in crime for this mission: Ranboo.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Ranboo whispered, his eyes darting around nervously.
"Of course it is," you replied with a grin. "What's the worst that could happen? We get caught and have to share the cookies?"
Ranboo sighed but followed you anyway. "Alright, but if we get caught, I'm blaming you."
You both tiptoed through the house, trying to avoid making any noise. Suddenly, you heard a loud crash from the kitchen.
"Oops," Ranboo muttered, looking sheepish. "I might have knocked over a pot."
You rolled your eyes but couldn't help but laugh. "Come on, let's find those cookies before someone comes to investigate."
After a few minutes of searching, you finally found the stash hidden behind a stack of books. "Jackpot!" you exclaimed, grabbing the jar of cookies.
Ranboo's eyes lit up. "Nice! Let's get out of here before Tubbo finds us."
Just as you were about to make your escape, you heard a voice behind you. "And what do you two think you're doing?"
You turned around to see Tubbo standing there, arms crossed and a stern look on his face. "Uh, we were just... inspecting the cookies for quality control?" you said, trying to sound convincing.
Tubbo raised an eyebrow. "Really? And how's the quality?"
Ranboo quickly grabbed a cookie and took a bite. "Delicious! Top-notch quality, Tubbo."
Tubbo couldn't help but laugh. "Alright, you two. You can have the cookies, but next time, just ask."
You and Ranboo exchanged relieved glances. "Thanks, Tubbo," you said, handing him a cookie as a peace offering.
As you all sat down to enjoy the cookies, Ranboo leaned over and whispered, "That was close. Next time, let's just bake our own cookies."
You laughed and nodded. "Agreed. But admit it, this was way more fun."
Ranboo grinned. "Yeah, it was."
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I hope you enjoyed this humorous oneshot! If you have any other requests or specific scenarios in mind, feel free to let me know!
