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The most chaotic thing on my phone weren't thousands of unnecessary photos I keep in my gallery or some random games

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The most chaotic thing on my phone weren't thousands of unnecessary photos I keep in my gallery or some random games. It was the group chat of me, Leon, Ren and Joseph.

Group chat (Joseph's Feet Ticklers)

Ren: << Leon? >>

Leon: << Stop molesting me. >>

Ren: << Wanna hit the gym in an hour? >>

Leon: << The gym is right in front of a fucking fast food restaurant and every time I'm laying on the weight bench I see it. No. >>

Ren: << Okay, fattie. >>

Joseph: << For how long didn't we have a group hangout, three years? >>

Leon: << Yeah, because someone needed to take his girl on a 2 year-long trip instead of his homies. >>

Ren: << Matteo? >>

Leon: << No. Your dad. >>
          << Except he never came back. >>

Joseph: << 💀 >>

Ren: << MY DAD IS STILL HERE. >>

Matteo: << Well...Well...Well... >>

Joseph: << Slid the chat up to hide this ugly group chat picture and Leon's forehead is still visible. >>

Leon: << At least I have foreskin. >>

Joseph: << foreHEAD. >>

Leon: << I could use some head right now too. Might call Valentina over. >>

Matteo: << I'll touch you. >>

Joseph: << Apart from useless information: The wedding will take place on the 12th of January. >>

Joseph met his current fiancé Ife about three years ago and proposed to her a year ago. Now they're getting married in Botswana in a couple of months and I got invited to his wedding.

Ren: << Congrats, brother >>

Joseph: << Thanks, man. >>

Leon: << Congratulations! 🙂🙂🙃🙃 >>

Joseph: << I'm scared. What are you trying to tell me? >>

Leon: << I'm very excited... >>

Joseph: << If you pull up any shit on my wedding day you know what's going to happen with you. >>

Ren: << When my future wife gets introduced to Leon I'll lose her. >>

Matteo: << Jasmin? >>

Ren: << Fuck no. >>

Leon: << Who said that you'll ever get bitches Ren? You had a borner because you did the woohoo with your high school crush in Sims. >>

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