The high and the high roller

7

*Beyoncé*

This party had me fucked up.

I spent the whole morning throwing up, it was horrible. My hungover was terrible and I was struggling to remember what happened last night. The only thing I knew was that I had drunk a lot and taken drugs I had never tried before.

I wanted to sleep but couldn't. Yet I tried but it was like somebody was keeping me awake on purpose. I almost cried, I really needed to sleep.

I ended up playing at some games on my phone since I had nothing better to do. This struggle sleeping thing was starting to pissing me off real bad.

At noon I decided to take a shower and wash my hair at the same time. It did me good and I was in a better mood than before so I randomly called my mom just because I felt like it and we ended up talking for hours about literally everything. I loved my mom, I just wish she wasn't as nosey as she was.

Later in the day I got bored again so I decided to text Onika since she gave me her number because she still wanted to talk with me. I went to my contacts and saw that she renamed herself 'Nicki' and not her full name so I smiled a little.

But it was still a bit too formal for me so I renamed her 'Nicki🍑😍'. The peach for her butt because she had a big butt and this emoji because she was beautiful.

Nicki🍑😍

: hey, it's Beyoncé

: can I call you Nicki?? because that's how you named yourself in my phone and Onika is too long anyway.

: I'll gain more time saying Nicki.

I only waited a couple of minutes before she answered.

Nicki🍑😍 : Hey, Beyoncé how are you ?

Nicki🍑😍 : And yes, you can call me Nicki if you want. Everyone basically calls me Nicki anyway.

: okay then you can call me Bey

: and I'm bored right now😞 wyd ?

Nicki🍑😍 : wyd ? What does that even mean ?

: 😭😭😭

: what are you doing

Nicki🍑😍 : Oh, okay. Then I'm watching tv with my daughter.

Nicki🍑😍 : In fact, she is watching, I'm just being here. What about you ?

: what is she watching ? and I'm just laying on my couch

Nicki🍑😍 : The princess and the frog. She watches that Disney almost everyday, I can't anymore.

: she has tasteee😜

: she and I can become friends I swear

Nicki🍑😍 : You love having kids as friends.

: they're the only ones who want my friendship..

: that's sad😭😭😭

Nicki🍑😍 : You and I are friends, aren't we ?

: ngl I thought you just saw me as a nice person you met by chance and who you enjoy talking to

: wait you do enjoy talking to me right ?

Nicki🍑😍 : Ngl ?? whatever that means

Nicki🍑😍 : And isn't that the definition of a friendship ? I mean, you are nice and I really enjoy talking to you. I literally gave you my phone number so we can chat, I would've never done that if I didn't enjoy talking to you, Bey.

: you're right

: well I'm glad we're friends then

: but can I ask you something ?

Nicki🍑😍 : Yes.

: how old are you ?? bc there's no way you don't know what ngl and wyd mean😭😭😭😭

: I know you can't be that old

Nicki🍑😍 : I'm not that old, don't worry.

: Nicki pls I can google your name right now and I'll have it so there's no point acting all mysterious about it😭😭😭

Nicki🍑😍 : 🙄

Nicki🍑😍 : I'm 35

: Yeah you're way too young to not know those abbreviations, I gotta teach you

Nicki🍑😍 : How old are you ?

: I'm not famous so I can act all mysterious about it😜😜😜

Nicki🍑😍 : I just can call a friend of mine right now and I'll even know your social security number in the following minutes.

: You could've let me shine damn😭

: I turned 30 last month🕺🏽

Nicki🍑😍 : When is your birthday ?

: september 4th

: Virgo gang🤪🤪🤪🤟🏻🤟🏻

: Can I guess your zodiac sign ??

Nicki🍑😍 : Go ahead.

: I know you're either a scorpio or a sagittarius

: Scorpio because you're ambitious and it shows and you don't seem to be afraid of danger

: And sagittarius just because you look like you could be a sagittarius

: I still can be wrong but yeah sagittarius or scorpio

Nicki🍑😍 : I'm a sagittarius, you were right. But how can you guess people's zodiac sign just by looking at them ?

: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

: Idk

: That means 'I don't know'

: so when is your birthday ?

Nicki🍑😍 : I know what idk means, Bey.

Nicki🍑😍 : December 8th.

: Okay sagittarius girl🤪🤪🤪🤟🏼

Nicki🍑😍 : You are funny, you know that ?

: 😋😋😋

Nicki and I talked the entire afternoon until she had to take care of her daughter so we stopped. It was fun talking to her though.