Requested by @Ideservethisnow. This is set after TPOT ends.
It was very lucky that Cake knew how to drive with legs only. That was because Loser had been drunk. Again. And he got a phone call from Loser, who kept going on about 'The movie', whatever that meant. He really needed a curfew.
As Cake pulled over, to see Loser asleep, or knocked out, on the side of the road. He opened his eyes as the headlights almost blinded him.
"Wait... not yet... don't make me leave..." Loser half-muttered, half-shouted.
"Loser, what did I tell you about drinking too much Yoylejuice? Don't you know what happened to Fries when he tried to drink his problems away?"
"Who's... Fries?"
"You know what? You're getting in the car. Now."
It had taken a bit of a struggle to get them both in, but eventually Loser began to fall asleep once again. So Cake thought that he would play music, but all the channels were down. Probably Lightning causing havoc again. But there was one channel still going, and luckily one of his favorite songs was on. Dream Island by Anthony Kos. You know, the guy who made the TPOT Cake at Stake song. As the song began, Loser was beginning to wake up, too.
"Huh... where am I?"
"In my car."
"Whose car?"
"Mine."
"Oh. Then I'm going back to sleep. Love you."
"Wait, what the fu-" Cake stopped himself before saying the full word, but if he had heard correctly, Loser had just said that he loved him.
The drive from Southern Goiky to Northern Goiky was about three hours, and to be honest, Cake didn't know how they walked the entire way in between IDFB and BFB. But it was more time spent with Loser, and more time to think about him. They were approaching the border at this point, and Loser was once again beginning to stir.
"Good morning, sleepyhead," Cake said at the next red light.
"Where... are we?"
"Just about in Northern Goiky."
"Oh... can you tell me what happened?"
"Well, Loser, you said you were going out with the rest of the Losers, and that you'd be back by eleven. And it seemed like you had a great time. Coiny posted a picture of him kissing Needle, and Firey sent a picture of Pin on fire."
"Oh yeah... too bad she refused the dare..." Loser chuckled tiredly. "Clock was so drunk, he was four hours and twelve minutes behind!"
"And one more question, Loser."
"Mhm?"
"Do you... like me?"
"Uhhhh... maybe...?"
"Loser..."
"Fine, fine! I do." Cake obviously couldn't look at Loser, but he was smiling. A lot.
