Hey Ho Pete Burns

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by julieczyras

by julieczyras

Gasp Pete

Michael Jackson is our hero in this musical he is looking for his friend Pete Burns

Somewhere in the Transylvanian wilderness.
MICHAEL JACKSON the young hero of our story, fights his way through the nocturnal snow flurry. He carries all kinds of luggage. In desperation, HE stops and looks around.

Hey Ho Pete Burns

Michael Jackson: Pete Burns! Pete Burns!! HEY, HO, HEY!
CAN YOU HEAR ME, PETE BURNS?
HEY, HO, HEY!
GIVE A SHOUT, I PRAY!

A soothing thought enters his mind.

Probably he sat down somewhere to enter a note into his little book. When Pete Burns scribbles down his notes, the world is gone for him.

Another thought frightens him.

If only he isn't gone.

(sings)

Michael Jackson: HEY, HO, HEY!
I CAN'T SEE YOU, PETE BURNS?
HEY, HO, HEY!
GOD, I'VE LOST MY WAY!

I've got to find him, or else he will freeze to death. What an end!

The paper will write: "Singer killed in Transylvania". His collegues at Königsberg University will pretend to be grief-stricken and praise his courage, though they used to call him a "nut" and a crazy nut job as long as he was alive.

And no one will mention me. No one will miss Michael Jackson .

Again HE calls out.

(sings)
HEY, HO, HEY!
IT IS ME, DEAR PETE BURNS-
YOUR CONSISTENT MOST RESISTANT
AND PERSISTENT
ASSISTANT!

Somewhere in the snow, HE discovers the Professor's umbrella. HE approaches it, and soon sees PETE BURNS laying on his back, frozen stiff.

Michael Jackson: Pete Burns!!

HE shoulders the PETE BURNS'S frozen body, takes up the luggage and exits stumbling as the lights go down.

From a distance we hear fiddle music, and voices singing...

tomorrow I'm going to be doing Garlic The lounge of a country inn. The GUESTS, peasants and woodcutters from the little village nearby, are dancing awkwardly to the music of a fiddle player.
As the music changes, THEY sit down at wooden tables to drink, eat and smoke. ALASTOR, the inn keeper, walks from table to table, supervising the chores of his attractive maid VAGGIE who is waiting on the tables. US., in the open kitchen, we see Alastor's wife CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR cooking.

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